Far Cry® 5 - Lost On Mars DLC

Not gonna lie if not this DLC I would never write any review. OMG I don't believe something worse can exist. I have so many feelings about this DLC u cant EVEN imagine. Everything is just awful, terrible, absurd. Long story short it's just trash. Bad weapons, bad enemies, stupid lore. I am a good person who somehow got to the mars because of fat thing ( Hurk ). Now instead of spending my life I have to find his "man boobs" and his reproductive organ, thanks a million to ubi. Not only this is trash. I have to fight against queens and just soldiers who can poison me through the entire map and take me down. If I somehow dodge it in the air, after landing I still get phantom hit. No, seriously. A lot of times I died just to nothing. I see the alian. Next step I die. Aura killed me /shrug... NEXT IS A STORYLINE. SO PREDICTABLE. Since 5th minute of the gameplay I said to my friend "look we are gonna be betrayed by this cool AI". And yes we got betrayed. Next step is missions themselves. WAS IT REALLY INTENDED AS A GOOD IDEA TO INSERT 6 CLUTCH NIXON MISSIONS? I want to pass mission, but I have to pass clutch nixon mission omg thank u. Now I am 500m afar from my previous point and I must go back to the point I started it. Maybe I am stupid? Why I even try those missions then? I can ignore them for a while. YEAAAAH I could’ve ignored them for a while if it weren’t even dumber to go somewhere else and then come back to it. Huge time loss anyway. No difference. Ok, after this good kind of mission on MARS we go to next kind and it is drug-fueled adventures through the pits. I don't remember there are 5 or 6 missions... or how many but still A LOT. So, as a result we have: mostly bad missions ( there are good missions ngl ), bad lore, bad storyline, bad char who speaks every second ( hello hurk again ) and some times it was so much cringe per minute so I just wanted to close the game and forget about this dlc. Even name of currency like "Alien Goo" that was translated by Hurk as "Cosmosperm". Just cringe DLC. Every DLC was cool in FC. Even overprice one. It wasn't too bad. But this one... Aside from the DLC’s theme, the sky graphics, and the tech itself — this DLC is just terrible. And the progress didn’t even save. I can’t even run around the world after finishing it. In FC3, when we left the island, I could still explore it afterward. Maybe it wasn’t logical from a story perspective, but at least it made sense in terms of not wasting time. But here… just pure disappointment. I don't recommend it at all

bruh dlc

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Truly atrocious writing.

I can't believe I played sci-fi game only because the devs decide to put achievements in this dlc