Osiągnięcia w An Unexpectedly Green Journey

Human pups play a weird game where they look for hidden pups, find them and don't bash them.

Earn the right to be given a name.

Every orc needs to find a best mate.

You've heard rumours that the Green Gentleman Tavern is the place to be.

There's a pie-eating competition in the Green Gentleman Tavern.

Learn how to ride a boar while doing chores for your tribe.

Take part in the mock battle at the end of your training in the barracks.

Rumours abound of the Return of Orcon, whatever that is.

There may come a time when your clan needs to up sticks and move on.

The 'Coming of Rage' ceremony marks the start of adulthood. Can you survive it?

The Southern Plains are notorious for their brawling culture. Can you stand up to famed fighters here?

Everyone says that orcs can't build anything better than a tent or poxy hut to live in. Is this really true?

The most famed orc fighting force in the world is the Green Legion. It is a great feat to join them.

The ancient enemy of orckind, the dwarves, need a good kicking.

At the northern edge of the world lurk unspeakable dangers.

The Western Hills are contested grounds. If only someone would have a word with the human barbarians up there.

Orcs tell of a temple in the Western Hills where knowledge of Krog may be gleaned.

Surely dragons don't exist? But if they did, killing one wouldn't half be an achievement.

To be taken seriously, one must open an embassy in the human capital, Grandardgard.

Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

Apparently, the humans lay on a regular tournament in Grandardgard. It would be good to win something there.

Whispers speak of the wealth contained in the vaults of Grandardgard's fighters guild.

Sometimes, it is better to deduce the facts before rushing in and swinging your axe.

Humans tell lots of silly stories about saving princesses. You'd never stoop to that. Would you?

The fattest orcs are admired for their dedication to gluttony. They walk a hard, bloated path that few can stomach.

Legends tell of the girth of the fattest orcs, so huge and ravenous that entire forests are consumed to sate their appetites. Surely, to become this, is to become a god?

Some tell of orcs who pledge themselves to the Powers Beyond and Below. Evil things, who no sane-minded orc would ever want to follow the footsteps of.

"Orcs will never raise cities, they are too brutish and thick," says human scholars. Are they right?

It is a dream, to one day rise as the chief of your clan. A dream shared by many. Are you good enough to take the mantle when the opportunity presents a chance?

Do orcs even have kings? Some say that, in the past, great orcs would unify the clans under their rule. Surely they would be kings? As if that could happen…

Orcs are proud of their appetites. Ogres are even prouder. Can a mere orc out-eat an ogre?

Almost wiped out by their Forest Elf cousins, few have seen a real, live Dark Elf.

Once, Dark Elves ruled a sizable land in grand burrows and the darkest trails of forests. They dream of finding a new home.

No non-elf has ever set foot in the heart of the Netherwood, let alone subjugated it.

A lost piece of lore sheds light on some of the mysteries of why orcs are so hated. Can you find it?

The hatred between orcs and elves runs deep. They really despise everything about each other. It seems this has always been the case and will always be the case.

Many myths and fables speak of supreme Evil Ones. Imagine what it would be like to actually meet one of these things?

Halflings fear and hate orcs. Once pushed from their traditional homelands, and eaten, by the green horde, surely the world will never see these two people become friends?

Halflings fear and hate orcs. Once pushed from their traditional homelands, and eaten, by the green horde, surely the small folk are safe from the deep bellies of their once-oppressors?

Krog doesn't like baths. He hates the sea even more. Orcs have never ventured into the ocean blue because of this.

Some whisper of magic statues guarding the Imperial palace in Grandardgrad.

Orcs are creatures of war. Never, in their wildest dreams, could they imagine defeating the Empire with tools other than the axe.

For orcs, peace has only ever been seen as a holiday from the work of war. None of Arbit has ever considered them to be the ushers of an age of peace.

If the orcs ever (as daft as it may seem) conquered the Empire, the known world would truly be theirs.

You've heard that some folks love to smear colours on things. They call it art.

You've heard that some folks love to debate and insult coloured smears on canvas. They call them 'critics'. Very odd.

Beware goblins bearing gifts…

You often dream of having loads and loads of loot, enough loot to shine like the sun!

Some orcs say that their disposition is a reflection of the lands they call home. Would a more sublime geography change the nature of the beast?

Speculations about Krog have enamoured the intoxicated mumblings of shamans since time began. Though all are sure, he, alone, represents the orcs.

Imaginative, and perhaps foolish, orcs often wonder what it would be like to be a god. All are sure that they would be the best god ever.

Many orcs dream of becoming legendary warrior heroes. The problem is, this requires legendary deeds far beyond the norm.

What hope does a mere orc have of creating an enduring legacy beyond his lifetime?

All those nasty demons have strange powers. That's what makes them scary!

In every part of the world, some demented creature desire evil as most desire good grub.

Around Arbit, many fight for pay and fame. The best make a good living out of it but the Grand Champion makes themselves a living legend.

It is exceedingly rare for an arena champion to go undefeated during their journey to the top.

If an arena fighter beats every possible opponent, ducks nobody and rises to become champion, that fighter would be great indeed.

Other races often form parties of adventurers. The most legendary of these bands are proclaimed 'Lights of the Empire'. Ridiculous!

Orc society is built around raiding rival tribes and warbands. If an orc leads his clan to enough victories, he can become a legend.

Life on the Plains is tough but there are worse places to live…

In their wildest dreams, ambitious orcs imagine being tough enough to take down gods. As if!

Some say that if the Imperials ever rose their armies in a holy crusade against disapproved gods, not even the might of orcs could stop them. Luckily, they've never bothered so far.

Some may dream of becoming a god, perhaps a lesser servant of a major deity. Others imagine what it would be like to become the major deity of the whole world.

Few orcs ever reach old age. Most live short, brutal lives. Yet, the old are respected for their sheer tenacity in surviving an unforgiving world.

Perhaps, if you live long enough, you can gather enough great feats to immortalise you name in orc culture.

Although true greatness is a thing only few grab, it doesn't mean you cannot live a long life and become a legend.

The problem with old age, to an orc, is that it often leads to utter mediocrity.

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Ogres have fat bellies, with plenty of room to fit an orc inside.

Only the puniest, squishiest orcs fail their Coming of Rage ceremony.

Does anything brainy live in the big salty bath of the sea? You'd have to be stupid to live there.

Sometimes, you wonder if anything lives on top of the big sheep in the sky.

Silent Grimm is a warrior you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

Caitriona Serrano is a warrior you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

Shyla Shaan is a mage you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

Hot Fingers is a mage you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

Urbimora Skylust is a Paladin of Pesta, who you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

Veigrid is an, alleged, Cleric of Cruth, who you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

Ygannea of the Woods is a bandit you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn her friendship?

Adalbert Curdle is a rogue you can meet at the Royal Road Adventurers' Guild. Can you earn his friendship?

All the toughest, flashiest gits cover their bodies with tattoos.