Bright Lord Steam-Diagramme & Statistiken

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.

As organized as a trail mix bag.

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

First session is always free.

Your mind is now under new management.

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Good. Very good...

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

At night, nobody can hear you moan...

If you want a queen... fuck her.

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Chloe, I came to bargain...

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

She's the true boss of this place.

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

Free is always a fair price.

As long as the shareholders are happy.

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

... And a pool full of jello.

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

... You guys accept debit, right?

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?

We're not a murderer, after all.

She's busy now. Please cum back later.

Bruh.

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

Being a good boy has its perks.

No sugar, please.

You and your time will come.

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Nice words cost you nothing.

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.