Girls slap Reviews

tldr: 10/10 -"a,s,z,x, Enter" and arrow keys to navigate menus. -no back button. So to exit every menu (sound settings, character selection, button settings, etc) means you have to close the game and open it again. -2 characters available at the start. Gotta win a match against each girl to unlock. -All characters share the same moveset, victory pose, etc. -physics don't work so boobs will invert. -boobs will also stretch from one side of the screen to the other. -most characters are actually the same character butt with a new outfit or is a different size. -nothing happens if you collect them all or beat the game. -no achievements. Good 30 mins. laughing with my buds tho

Let's start with an explanation of the game. It's a fighting game with a few simple moves. Obviously not a complex fighting game like Guilty Gear or BlazBlue. The default keyboard controls are as follows: -Backspace: Back button -Enter: Starts the game on the main menu -Space: Pause key W: Special attack (when the SP meter is full) Q: Grab A: Light Punch S: Light Kick Z: Heavy Punch X: Heavy Kick V: Dash forwards Arrow Keys are for movement, and you can perform jump kicks/punches by press S/X or A/Z while airborne. Gameplay: The simple movesets makes the game easier to learn and play but that ultimately means there's less gameplay, as there's nothing to do once you've learned the basic attacks. There are only 3 gamemodes so far: Player vs CPU, Local Player vs Player, and a buggy Training Mode. You start with only 2 characters unlocked. If you're playing Player vs CPU mode, you can only select Gumeh as your character, until you defeat the second character and unlock her and so on with all of the following characters. Sound/Music: There are no character lines, dialogue, taunts, match start, or victory lines. All of the characters make the same sound when they get hit. The music is a bit obnoxious and not really suited for a fighting game. Visuals: The characters look nice, but there are a lot of clothing and hair clipping issues. There are also a lot of issues with the breasts turning into overstretched polygons or caving into the chest. There's also the issue where if two players choose the same character, they will both look the same and become a bit difficult to differentiate as there are no alternative character outfits/colour schemes to choose. Verdict: I would rate this game a 5/10. The game feels more like an unfinished school project and shouldn't cost more than $5 for what it currently offers. It's fun to play for 2 hours max and that's it. And unlike what the name of the game suggests, there is no slapping involved. I expect silly catfighting mechanics but it's an attempt at a real fighting game.