God Damn The Garden Reviews

Great game, only problem is the squeal isn't coming out until the water level reaches mars

Dialogue is terrible. Very "lolrandumb" attempts at humor in every sentence, frequent spelling mistakes, and grammar errors. No weapon variety, cheap sound effects, and un-engaging gunplay. Enemies just run straight at you, their basic AI is ineffectively countered by them dealing loads of damage. It has a very blurry artstyle (you can make crisp pixel art folks) weird level design and enemy placement... it's just an unpleasant experience. There's a plethora of retro shooters out there, don't waste your time on this one.

Caught my attention immediately, liked it immediately, funky style and nice smooth gameplay, need more like this.

God Damn The Garden is a pretty fun shooter. Simple guns, but tense combat. I enjoy the art style very much. Music is pretty cool, reminds me of pilot red sun a little, but more moody than technical.

The trailer and gameplay pictures looked very promising and exact the kind of games I like to play I thought, but it turned out that the actual gameplay is kinda boring. In addition, the cobwebs scattered everywhere on the floor are very annoying to overcome. And like other mentioned it's gameplay is just a simplistic corridor fps.

A first person shooter where you end up in a weird garden with weird critters, and while I am normally into surreal indie games (which is why I got this in the first place) this one is a lot. The dialogue is barely comprehensible, and the gameplay is just a simplistic corridor FPS.

Quick Score: 4/5 Notes: Goofy little fps game with a bizzare story/aesthetic and some light exploration. My only real complaint is that I wish there was a bit more. However what is there, is pretty decent. 1st playthrough would probably take around an hour on average. Getting all achievements would take closer to 3, though be warned the hitless achievement is an absolute pain in the ass because of a specific boss. Would also suggest checking out the devs other games as well.

Weird, stupid, boring, and lame. [u]It's so bland[/u]. No more apt word to describe this game, really. Just bland. [b]It's like the Styrofoam of modern indie games.[/b] The gameplay is bland and tedious, the visuals are bland and uninspired, the music is bland and generic, the humour is a bland mixture of whatever flavourless TikTok brainrot memes were around at this game's release; and probably "[i]outdated[/i]" by now. Really -- [i]to just continue to drive the rusty nail further in at an obtuse angle after already sloppily hitting it on the side of the head[/i] -- each room looks the exact same, so coordinated navigation is a no-go. Not to mention half the space of each room is occupied by cobwebs that act exactly as a doppelganger to DOOM Eternal's purple goo. [i]Just brilliant.[/i] Truly the shit-stained cherry on the top of this mighty pile of turds.

After about 20 minutes, I realized this game was made as a joke. The poor, incomprehensible dialogue confused me, and the mean-spirited enemy placement and design is frustrating. Actually not worth your time, let alone money.

The game's writing and sound design was charming, it just ended when the game just started to get so good. Really short game right now, hope to see more from this game :>.