Too Hot! Reviews

6/10

The artwork that isn't censored is actually ok, but the censorship that is in game ruins any sexual content there is. And in an adult game, that is a death sentence. Actual mosaic censorship would have been an improvement. If you know nothing else, this should be enough. The rest I could say would just mainly repeating what others have said. The whole game plays like one single eroge scene from a larger game. So the entire play length is around 8~12 minutes (maybe less) depending on how fast you read. The game basically starts as the scene begins and ends when it is over, with maybe 2 or 3 lines of dialogue for padding on each end. Also, there is very little music and what sound effects exist are of poor quality. Can't recommend it. Even those simple "hentai" puzzle games have more play value than this. At least most of them have no censorship.

Yeah... not gonna lie this one needs work. On the positive note: -The art is overall pretty good -The pacing feels natural for a sex scene in one of these visual novels -And the dialogue is pretty damn discriptive. Like... damn, they do not suger coat on the dirty talk~ Onto the downsides however, there's some issues: -Easilly the biggest this "game" is litterally about 10 minutes (potentially even less since it took a hot second to figure out you're supposed to click the text box to progress). And there really isn't a story to speak of. "Guy and woman stand on a beach and then cut to immediate sex.... that's it." -The sound design is, for lack of a better term, bipolar. The bulk of the game is completly silent which in itself takes you out of the experience. But then at 2 points, louder than needed music starts playing completly unprompted, or there was a lengthy masturbation scene that for whatever reason has sfx more akin to cutting a steak than what it actually is supposed to be. Basically, the sound design needs a serious overhaul, -For whatever reason the game is censored? Like, despite being an adult game they cover up the lower bits in this pure white filter that looks like someone just clicked off a layer in photoshop? Not sure why this was the mandate but it seems completly pointless. -And less of a gripe and more just an odd thing I noticed....I'm not exactly sure the creator knows what a prostate is? Or at the very least doesn't seem to get how it actually works? I dunno, it seems to be the choice descriptor for the token male's enjoyment in the game, but it's usage is completly off to how that particular bit of male anatomy actually functions and all in all it's just kind of a weird way to use that? Personally I like the art, and the no holds bared take towards sex. But there is juust way too many nagging issues that completly take you out of the game. Not to mention there's barely anything here content wise so unless the game gets some massive updates down the road, you'd just be better off passing this one.

This Game is pure Trash. There is no Settings Menu, no Music, just a few Sound Effects that are extremely bad and poor Quality. They actually hurt my Ears a little. The "Game" took me like 5 mins to complete and the Part that you actually buy the Game for, the Sex is censored so ugly that you cant even enjoy the Art. I instantly made a Refund Request which I have never dont before, but this is really just not even worth 10 Cent. STAY AWAY!!! Check out my Currator Page: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/34401214/ for more Reviews :)

I was able to finish this in 12 minutes. The art is nice and there's a lot of it, but the sound effects are minimal and generic in the instances they're present. No voice acing or music. Only once scene and then it ends with an "epilogue" consisting of one CG (one of the ones on the store page) and a couple lines implying they're about to do it again. I feel ripped off at $4. Oh and the entire thing is censored with big ugly white lights over all the d*ck and p*ssy.