Existential Kitty Cat RPG Reviews

Cute little RPG. Took about 3 hours from start to finish. Not a lot of grinding, not difficult to get the money for better equipment, and a decent story line with a few chuckles.

Good points about this game: - epic soundtrack - nice visuals, some genuinely creepy monsters - mostly good humour with some fourth wall breaking and satire done well Bad points: - GAAAAH FIX THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR - very, very short in a way that feels unfinished - the ending in particular was just... um... what? that's it, then? am I missing some true ending? ... the game is working properly, right? things that were kinda meh: - I liked the whole 'being unsure if they were cats, humans or weird hybrids' thing, also the hint that they were aliens, although it was never really expanded on - incidentally, why does it apply to the cats and not the dogs, and why are the dogs fully dogs but bipedal and more intelligent, whereas the cats are closer to anime catpeople? - the random crude humour - it kinda amused me but felt a little randomly placed there, like some twelve year old said 'what's funny? oh yeah, saying the word 'ass'.' - it feels a little janky and occasionally forgets I have a controller but for RPGMaker games it isn't that bad all in all, it's funny, has nice music, cats, tea, is cheap. a good way to spend five hours.

Really like this game. It has funny characters, and nice and easy gameplay. I recommend this game to those gamers who like to play a more relaxed game. --- --- --- Edited to add: I have now finished the game, and it was very enjoyable, but the ending was very very abrupt. The least that could have been done was talking to the person in the room (won't give away who so as not to spoil it for others) instead of just cutting the game off after the last boss fight. That was very badly done. Another thing: I cannot find this game by itself on Steam. It's not even in the list of games when I search under "Brewsterland". The game only comes up when I click on the info for the "Brewsterland JRPG Bundle". I am sure other gamers might like to have a go at this game, but if they can't see it, they won't know that it exists.

I found out about this game through a random discount coupon. I looked a lot into it, the reviews it had and all, I didn't really expect it to be super amazing. Yet I just felt like trying it out. But considering it's very low price and the fact that it's an RPG-maker game it was really enjoyable for me. Yes, it does have grammar issues sometimes. Yes, the item descriptions aren't always fully explaining what they do. And and and... you shouldn't expect a perfect game for a Dollar after all. All in all I think it's a quirky little game which has about 3-5 hours of gameplay to offer(when you explore every little thing and the many hidden items), with it's many cat jokes(like for real..many), odd looking and sounding enemies and weird ability names. So if you are up for bad cat jokes and a super weird storyline in a turn-based RPG for very little money, I would recommend checking it out. If you don't like it you can still refund it after all. P.S. one small thing that bothered me is that apparently the steam overlay/screenshots don't work. Just so that you don't cry afterwards that it doesn't work for you. :)

The game is actually okay, but the ending was highly disappointing. It kind of felt like an F you to the player. The game was a bit goofy, but the lackluster close was not expected. The good: I like cats. I apparently didn't pay enough attention to the screenshots and just looked at the game's cover image. There is one human character with cat ears. Another named Tim Cat that is theoretically a cat but has no ears. A normal human named cat. And a dog thing that looks like an actual mix of dog and person. I thought it would be...cats. But the cat jokes were fine with me. I didn't have any broken bits and was able to get in the necessary areas. The bad: The ending. The profanity. There are jokes about items like "false phallus" and "dildo hat". I feel like the Venn diagram of people who gravitate to that humor and people who like cat jokes has a rather thin overlap. I left it on the end screen for...a while to see if anything would happen. But nothing happened. Weird experience.

Basic game made with RPG maker, you cannot remap controls, you cannot change the characters names. They claim they are cats, but one of them is just a guy with cat ears, the other doesn't even have that going for him... This is just terrible. I was expecting a poorly made JRPG where you play as cats, but this game isn't even that. Don't buy this. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImDpR5LAER8 If you buy this, good luck enjoying yourself. If you don't buy this, yeah, don't blame you. Regardless, I hope you have a lovely day! <3

This is an interesting little game. By little, I mean it's very short. I beat the entire game in about 7 hours (I was continuously stopping to do other things - this was not 'non-stop' gameplay). It is an interesting turn-based RPG. It's got some incredibly funny dialogue and characters. I'd play this again at some point.

Alright this game... is actually not that bad. There is no mode selection, but it wasn't too hard and not too easy. They did put different tactics on combat, if you wanted that slight extra damage. Humor in the game is a bit childish/juvenile... however... it has a weird sense of fun to it, so it surprises you, then you go tell the funny to your friend and your friend laughs, explaining to you why it is funny. You don't really have to grind for anything... I don't think there are any secret pathways... I thought some of the items were named weirdly, in a fun way. What was missing was the backstories and stories for almost every single character... Even the bad guy! So you play through the entirety of game and have sooooo many questions! When I got to the ending area: I was surprised. I usually hold onto my high level potions and stuff for a tough fight... Then I forget to use them, but that wasn't the game's fault. Anyway: the most annoying enemy are the "pixies"... and once you get through an ending area, there is no one else to fight. You'd think the area will be more guarded, or did they send off everyone? (See, more questions!) Oh I know one of the characters is named a word for behind, but I call him "Dogger". He supposedly yaps a lot, but he never talked once and I like what he did to the wall in the cave. You can also pick from four classes. I had an instinct to go with "Assassin", but according to other games... That class is the hardest one to play! After I suffered with the mage, I decided to just try it. Beat the entire game with him! Excellent... Best damage dealer ever (but this is for me, I am not saying it will be the same for you. The class has good crit chances). Overall: I don't hate it and I don't really superbly enjoy it. But I wasn't bored, I wasn't annoyed at the difficulty and I wanted to see the story through... The final message box was funny... In a way. So thank you for the game I got 5 Hours+ out of! :D :) =)

I played this game to completion. I can't really be sure why... Maybe curiosity? The dialogue is odd, and funny at times. The story follows pretty standard lines. The title of the game is appropriate. It's a pretty decent, functional old-school JRPG. Play it if you want. It's not bad, but I wouldn't personally recommend it.

This is a short little, generic JRPG-like that is priced right, around $1-2. It was good for an afternoon of distraction, and I managed to complete the game in about 4 hours of game time, maybe less. There's not a whole lot to it - there are four classes, and conveniently, four character slots, though you aren't obligated to select one of each class. Skills max out around level 10, which you'll hit halfway through the game. There's a handful of weapons and limited equipment (I think I saw three unique vendors, whose inventory never updates.) On the down side, there are some major spelling errors in the game text, and a strangely out-of-place inclusion of randomly sexualized items, which clash against the otherwise G-rated setting. Seriously, there's no in-game explanation for why certain consumables and gear need to draw inspiration from Chuck Tingle titles. Anyway, if you consider $2 or less worth three or more hours of entertainment, you could do worse.