Snake: Road to apple Reviews

1. buy the game for 1$ 2. achievement gonna achieve themself over time. 3. also - there are 3000 of them, cause nobody will spot the game other way the game would be much better without achievement spam. 1/10

im just doing a review for the steam summer 2019 sale its a kind of crappy game but whatever

Good for achievement hunters/ collectors. Could have 5 Trading Cards.

Right, you might look at this game and think to yourself "Hey, I loved Snake as a kid, I might buy this game". If you buy this game expecting your generic snake clone than you're bang out of luck kid. This. Is. A. Masterpeice. The difficulty spike is harsh but fair and the enemy you face is yourself and time. How deep is that?! This is life in a nutshell. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Under the simplicity of the game lies a brilliant thematic story; you are lucifer morningstar and you are attempting to destory the apples of eden to gain profound knowledge to reclaim his place in heaven...through sheer force. The more apples you eat the more powerful you become until you take over the mortals world and then Heaven. Plus theres loads of achievements for those capable of obtaining them, though it is extremely difficult to get even a handfull of them.

astounding. A post-reimagining decronstruction of the snake genre, reimagied to define thus further breaking down the limitations of the past snake games. By refering back to post-definition pre-neo-post-colonial-gothic republican car dealership values which have helped this country reafirm two f's

During my 17 hour idle completion of this game I was able to: -masturbate 3 times -watch the entire godfather trilogy -rock out to Taylor Swift's full Album Red -watch a full furry documentary This game sucks but it made me realise how much time we have on this Earth and how many things we can do within 17 hours of idling. I would strongly recommend this game if you want to develop the ability to truly understand and value all of human existence as I have. Other than that, don't buy this game its literally some tenth grader's computer science project.

Another game made only for the achievements, but the achievements are buggy.

Pretty mediocre game that takes too long to give you all achievements but at least it has better graphics than Tlou 1 for PC on launch...

It's Snake. And the snake doesn't follow an apple, but a pomegranate. For some reasons it doesn't make me take screenshots but you can see the images in the game store page. Basically, the whole 1€ game consists of a blue snake on a green field, chasing red pomegranates and sometimes white flowers (or biscuits or Idk what, the graphics are so Commodore-64 that I can't distinguish anything). The only thing I can say is that, if the snake is simply a palette swap of the green field turned blue, those aren't apples but pomegranates. This is an occasion for adding something interesting in this review - one of my favourite singers, Markéta Irglová, debuted in 2011 with an awesome album entitled Anar and entirely drawn by an Iranian-American female illustrator called Nahid Hagigat. Anar (انار ) means actually "pomegranate" in Persian and the cover art depicts a hand-drawn pomegranate. Yeah, the album is some really awesome pop and the pomegranates in this game are exactly the same as that cover art. Ok, really, there's nothing else to say about this game. Probably Snake is one of those games which have no copyright, since we used to play it really for months on our Nokia phones at the high school ('cos back in the days when I was a teenager well cell phones simply didn't exist xD). This one is simply a red and green colored version of Snake. You can not do anything. No remapping of the keys (only directional keys work), no options, no music, no levels. It's the Snake you all played on your phones fifteen years ago, probably not copyrighted and so completely plagiarized and copied without a single difference (apart from the pomegranates that aren't clearly apples). Anyways, as a liberal conservative guy, I admire the developers. They added 3000 achievements and managed to smuggle somehow an already-made game, sell it for 1€ (ok, 0,10€ on discount, not that high if you take into account how much life costs here in the richest regions of Europe..) and make profits every day. By the way, achievements pop randomly. I have tried to be stuck at 25 points and I was at 250 achievements unlocked with no reason. For the review's sake anyways game-wise it's obviously an abysmal negative vote.

The worst idle game I have ever bought It takes almost 6 hrs for the all achievements to unlock You must idle the game all at once or in one sitting. If you do not idle all at once, you have to delete your save file and idle for another 6 hours for all the achievements to unlock.