Chicken with Chainguns Reviews

"Chicken with Chainguns" is yet another of literally hundreds of lazy amateur 2D retro top-down shooter/brawlers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This one is particularly badly made, being a kind of Binding of Isaac ripoff, but much much worse in all respects. You can only shoot in the four cardinal directions, there's no mouse control. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. Comically, the game was written in Java (I'm not making this up). Talk about not using the right tools for the job. Might as well try to bake a cake with a screwdriver. The extremely poor choice of game engine here is a major contributing factor to the defects with the game. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. "Chicken with Chainguns" is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 9,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.

Chicken with Chainguns is a game about a chicken with a chaingun getting revenge on a Fox for destroying their eggs. The game has nice music, easy controls, and other animals and signposts that either give backstory to the game, or help with directions on locating hearts, or other miscellaneous stuff. While the price is a bit expensive for what you get, arguably a flash game, there are far worse games that cost more. While the game has quite a few positives, there's one major negative that ruins all of that, and that is the size of the game. The developer has claimed this game has 228 different rooms, however without the use of a map, you'll spend more than half of your overall time backtracking. This game at most should take less than an hour to complete, Yet I've spent more time than that wondering around revisiting the same room multiple times, added with the slowness of the chicken and the long pause it takes to go from one room to another, this becomes a boring, time consuming game.