THE GREY MAN Reviews

Yeah kid, this is the game I was looking for. It's like pokemans, but you catch mans. Any fan of Stranger Things or Abduction (the Tayler Lautner version) should check this one out, and get in touch with their inner abducktor. (That's a Quack Attack reference. Also check that out. I did not have a seizure)

this game is made by some interesting dudes; one is a genius. the other? el de barge. no lie.

Well, that was weird. If you like strange, slow-paced, indie games where you don't know what you are doing, or why you are doing it, you should try this out. Beautiful pixel art. Nice chill music.

What a great game. Beautiful art. Great music. Really looking forward to future titles from Attack Mountain.

This game is super rad. I was able to play with my 4 year old and we chased bunnies the whole time, and caught a few humans! We loved the opening cinematic, the game is beautiful. I can't wait to dive in more and grow my human collection!

I would give this game 1 star out of 10 if I were a box boy in a supermarket, who was approached by an old gentleman looking for canned prunes while playing old Santana tunes on his old flip phone, only to run into him once more on the other side of the super market and have him ask me for the very item he saw me stocking on the shelf just minutes ago and because I'm a super impatient asshole milenial I would respond to him with "I don't even know what you want old man! GTFOutta-here!". Truth is... I was never a box boy, but I'm soon approaching the situation that old man found himself in. "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." What you just read was a quote from Carl Jung. It is what I believe I did in this here very game. You too can do it. With style, you can do it with grace, and you do it while listening to the sexy tunes of 70's porn and at times what seems like music from the Santana album the old man I described played on his phone. I can't give this game any stars because this is a goddamn STEAM review! But if you enjoy space, aliens, visiting earth through the eyes of an illegal and an experience that doesn't hold your hand but encourages you to spend your time figuring all of this thing we call life out for your own self... you should get this game right now! Also, it's $9 and trippy as all hell. I ENJOYED IT!

What a wonderful game. It's so different from everything I've ever played, which makes it so compelling, too. Figuring out the controls takes a bit of patience, but once I understood, I got really into it. You play as a grey entity / alien that captures humans in the woods. We don't really know why, but it gives you a new perspective, and it's not that easy (humans are fast, and some carry guns). It's not a fast paced game unless you make it one. Capturing humans is stressful business! Especially in the beginning. You are surrounded by an orb that seems to expand the more humans you catch. The size of the orb determines how close you have to get to the human in order to catch them. I also unlocked an ability that made me faster. They run away from you, so if you don't want to catch them it gives you time to just soak up the environment and it's really beautiful to look at. I saw spiders, bunnies, all sorts of insects and butterflies.. the attention to detail made me stop and stare at everything for a moment. The music is also really good.

I like aliens and UFO stories. They can be fun and scary as hell. Unforntunately this game was none of those things. It's just boring and repetitive. It's not even worth the sale price. It's over priced at any anything above 25 cents. Don't bother playing this game. It's not the least bit fun. They took interesting source material and made it boring as hell. Just go watch some videos on Youtube about aliens and abductions. It's free and you will have way more fun.

I just don't get it... I expected to like this but I guess it wasn't for me. You walk and walk and walk, and occasionally you see a person who either runs or tries to shoot you. You can teleport them to your ship if you manage to get close enough to them but normally they just run away - and it doesn't explain why you're teleporting them or if you're even supposed to be doing that. And that seems to be the whole game from the few minutes I played before I quickly got bored. The art and music were good but that was about it.