Hitler is my crush Reviews

best game ever

10/10

This enlightened my spark for life again

absolute masterpiece

great game

i like the sheer creaminess of this wonderful and repulsive game. jackie gooch approves

I never quite understood humans. As an outcast to society, I believed I was truly separated from the love that our species could spend for years and years. Then, a traveler came. One who braved depths of darkness and paths of treachery came to my utter ignorant self. They labeled me a fool; A reject to society and it's people. However, I was given hope. Like some who claim to be visited by a golden light of angelic or deific properties, I was touched by the smooth surface of a perfect entity much more than any dimension we've known. I ignorantly refused it, but as my mind was pestered by festering regret, i returned. I crawled back like a worthless piece of trash who was utterly inferior to those around me. Then, much like one who partakes in hallucinogenics, I saw the truth. The beautiful, pure, unspoken truth of why our species is here today. I live in such conditions so my species can thrive in every factor. Hate was thrown upon individuals who shouldn't have been scorned in such ways so that every detail can shift like a perfectly lubricated cog in an unending machine of a miracle's design that we should never be born to understand. Yet I, an oblivious man to a world so bright, was given such graceful charity to see it. This game, this work of art, this absolute piece of the pinnacle, nay, the APEX to society, should be deleted from our public viewing. We, as a society and species, should never come to lay our corrupting filthy eyes on such beauty. If god were exist, this would not, for such a perfect creature like god could not in any possible timeline or universe put it's conscious in a place that would let a world of ungrateful heathens see such an omega to creativity. I shall not bother in signing, as labeling a comment from a lowly scumridden filth amalgam such as I would only taint the name of this creation more.

I certainly recommend this game. As the current speedrun WR holder at the time of writing this, it's got a depth to it that one wouldn't expect.

really fun game to play in your free time you should definitely buy this game its also very interesting and has tons of stuff to do

hello, i just bought the game and im really happy with it. the only problem is that the game is too short. you sould make the adult dlc free. also the skibidi bundle is overpriced. thank you for the exerience you gave me, nothing will top it off. i hope you will become one of the best game makers ever. (; #BeatTheBoredom #BeatTheMeat #PlayinWithOneHand #KanyeForPresident