Lord Of Terror Reviews

This Game Makes me want to put a nail under my toe nail and kick a wall

Absolutely broken piece of garbage is the best and most straight forward way to describe this game. I am also going to refund it. One EURO is 20 times too expensive. It should be 5 cents. WHERE DO WE EVEN BEGIN??? The menu in the game when you boot it up is awful. What the hell is "Resolution 0" and "Resolution 1" The settings also reset every single time you die, so you haft to bump them up again constantly. Not that it makes any difference in this abomination of a game though. The cursor itself is glitched so it is hard to click the menus. I had a huge gigantic glitchy green mess of a cursor I had to use in order to even start the game. The actual game is even worse. Your character floats through the floor as if it was on a hoverpad or something. There is no crosshair, and the ADS sight is absolutely awful and un-useable. You dont even need ADS in this anyways. The gameplay consists of teleporting through a hallway 20 times in a row to fight a boss at the, when you kill him or he kills you it just takes you straight back to the main menu in a milisecond. That is IT. THAT IS THE GAME!. I also noticed that if you press the 2 key over and over, the game starts to lag like crazy and might break your computer. (Do not try this.) I managed to make the 2 key somehow teleport me to the end of every level, but it stopped working randomly for some reason. The enemies suck, the gunplay is non-existant, the movement is shit. The "Levels" are not even levels. The final boss is stupid. Hit detection is awful. Mobs can be jumped over even if they surround you. Mobs spawn pointlessly in the sides of the hallway for no reason. Audio is annoying, especialy the main firing sound. Random flying white tiles SPAWN in the middle of the hallway for no fucking reason at all. The steam achievements for this game DO NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL and dont even work either. They litteraly say you haft to beat every level, BUT YOU HAFT TO DO IT 100 TIMES (On every level!) That is at least the only sense I can make of it. I bought this during steam summer sales. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME IF NOT ON SALE. It is a straight rip off and this game should be removed from Steam. Non-functional product. Possibly the most broken piece of garbage I ever played.

This game is hilariously bad. You fight your way down the same hallway again and again as you meet up against naked demon cankle babies, skeletons, aliens, and other nonsense. Enemies immediately crowd you in and kill you, so that's fun. Also, this game has one of the worst menus I've ever seen, and that's saying something. All 'round it was a special kind of laughably bad.