Clarence Goes to the F%ING Store Reviews
An absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game featuring a massive cast of bizarre characters, notebook-doodle visuals, and 7 crazy endings! As you embark on your quest to go to the store, the denizens of this zany town will seek your help with their insane problems.
App ID | 1718040 |
App Type | GAME |
Developers | Bad Gremlin Studios |
Publishers | Bad Gremlin Studios |
Categories | Single-player, Steam Achievements |
Genres | Adventure |
Release Date | 2 Sep, 2021 |
Platforms | Windows |
Supported Languages | English |

14 Total Reviews
14 Positive Reviews
0 Negative Reviews
Negative Score
Clarence Goes to the F%ING Store has garnered a total of 14 reviews, with 14 positive reviews and 0 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Negative’ overall score.
Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
29 minutes
If you're looking for a game that will give you a couple good laughs, look no further! You can watch my playthrough at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P44-wbgtkts
👍 : 2 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
71 minutes
Clarence, with the most relatable wake up routine of all time.
It only takes about an hour or so to see every ending, but this is a very good read for those who like this type of humor (if the screenshots on the store page don't appeal to you, then you probably won't like it). I do really like the doodle style too, nothing flashy but has character and gets the point across.
I'd easily recommend this. Time to meander on back to Super Hell.
👍 : 2 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
138 minutes
I've only played through 2 endings so far, but I had to come here to say this is amazing. Well worth the tiny price. When's the last time a game made you laugh out loud in an empty apartment? It's simple, a visual novel, not "challenging" at all, but if you enjoy dark humor you'll have a good time.
👍 : 2 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
43 minutes
Funny enough, but not a ‘must-have’. Milk as metaphor for the meaning of life sort of works.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
40 minutes
Legitimately funny game. If you have an hour to kill, you should pick this up.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
158 minutes
F%ING funny game!
Worth every penny.
The choices you must make can be surreal and very satisfying.
The law of unintended consequences is in full force.
Heaven can be it's own form of hell.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
83 minutes
Full playthrough w/ all endings/achievements (once it uploads):
https://youtu.be/CJlUJrFAXjM
The game hooked me at absurdist comedy in the description and it really paid out. I thoroughly enjoyed this game it's pretty exceptional for the price the endings were pretty spot on. There's not too much dialogue to go through, but the creator does a fantastic job with what you're given. The characters are all really interesting and unique I really wish there was more to be honest. This reminds me a lot of kyle is famous with more characters/less difficulty reaching the achievements. Absolutely recommend this if you don't mind foul language and want a chuckle some of the wackiness really split my sides.
👍 : 6 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
115 minutes
I guess tears of laughter could be considered a sign of good comedy. Blammy route is hilarious.
👍 : 6 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
42 minutes
It's silly and fully relies on it's randomness catching you off guard for some laughs but after playing through it once (it is a short game) there isn't much new stuff in it, especially if you read the achievements you know basically what happens when you make different choices. I still enjoyed it tho so a not fully convinced yes from me.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
54 minutes
Game is short, around an hour to get to all ends, but I like those silly humors.
👍 : 9 |
😃 : 0
Positive