Astralis Reviews

It's not great and I'll open with that. Cool premise, atmosphere is palpable and unique, broken Russian-English language barrier actually adds a hilarious charm to the weirdness...but there's no real coherency otherwise...kinda neat concept in that you ALWAYS have to manually reload weapons, but they seem super RNG on if they do anything?? Also enemy spawning and behaviours janky AF and there are like 8 million random plot points haphazardly chucked at you from random NPCs in broken English as you wander about, dazed. 35 minutes played and the only thing I can confirm is that there were a bunch of random dudes pissed off at me for no reason and armed to the teeth, I fought an MS Paint Freddy/Jason/Slenderman hybrid or two, a couple demented Cat Demon things and some weird, burning sad guys who kinda bummed me out. Oh I also managed to ghostbust an eardrum-destroying, wall-hacking undead cosmonaut once or twice. All in all I don't know what in the FUCK just happened, but for like $3 I kinda had a good time? OH ALSO; FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK EDIT YOUR CONTROLS IN THE LAUNCHER BEFOREHAND; GAME USES "A"/ "S" for Left and Back, like you would expect, but Forward is defaulted to "Z" and Right is defaulted to "E" WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!?!! In Soviet Russia, Space Invades You!