Come on Baby! Reviews

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come on baby panpan is literally me 100% worth purchasing as a gift and for friends.

Very Exciting and baby is cute. I like PANPAN~! ♡ Great to have fun with friends.

This game was my childhood, thanks so much for releasing it here! <3

Just for the fact this game exists, I'm going to kick the next child I see in real life.

Great little minigame game. I enjoy how a lot of the events make little to no sense!

It's Bishi Bashi Special but at the Olympics with Babies! Just been playing this with a couple of mates and we've been in tears of laughter for the last half hour so had to leave a review. Whilst some of the games are similar and it is keyboard only controls (we haven't been able to get a controller to work with it yet) - its good old fashioned button mashing silliness. The more silly the games, the more fun we've had. Just be aware that there's more like 20 mini games rather than 30 because several are a dancing game but with increased difficulty. Would happily support DLC of a crazy games expansion kit, this type of game is loooooong overdue.

[h1] Do you hate yourself? Do you love yourself? It doesn't matter. [i] Come on Baby! [/i] doesn't care. [/h1] [b] As the 8th Best Ranking Winter Championships player in the world (as of July 5th, 2022), I can guarantee you that [i] Come on Baby! [/i] is a game that will test your patience, stamina, sensibilities, and your humanity. This game is not for the weak of soul. [/b] This game is a freak of nature. Sure, it's just a sports themed minigame compilation starring weirdly CGI rendered Korean babies. But beneath its bizarrely innocent facade, hides a trial unlike any other. This game is brutal. Do not let the babies fool you. To describe the game: it's an arcade party minigame compilation, where players utilize 3 buttons (two of them used mostly for mashing) and a directional stick. Minigames can vary from running and jumping, to dancing, jumping into a sumo's ass, shaking a squid on your head, gorilla poaching, escaping brutal murder methods, illegal child fighting matches, child endangerment, and other fun activities. Most minigames are over in less than 20 seconds, though some can last around a minute. These can be quite challenging. Do not expect your [i] Mario Party CPU [/i] opponents here. The amount of rapid button mashing required to beat most minigames is not only exhausting, but can be actively harmful if you're not careful with yourself. The raft minigame and the sumo ass jump minigames come to mind, where the player must rapidly mash two buttons to gain speed, then press the blue button to jump/slap their opponent/racist stereotype on the face. It is agony. Some don't even require mashing, just an immense amount of concentration and (often) luck. Such is the case with the "slapping" minigame, where you are tasked to slap the opponent baby to drain their health and give them a seizure before ending with one yourself. The CPU is [b] brutal [/b]. You have less than ~4 frames to dodge a slap with the dodge button if you're within range, and every hit is precious. It's not even a matter of reaction time, since it's impossible to react on time. It's a matter of guessing if they'll randomly hit or dodge. Players either have the choice between the original Summer Championship course, from the first game, or the Winter Championships, from the obscure expansion sequel. The latter is more challenging (and longer) than the first one, but neither is a walk in the park. Both feature a set of different minigames, but are essentially the same in execution. Your selected baby of choice (from weird stereotypes, to [i] oh my God is that a tribal stereotype [/i]) will don appropriate battle gear for each season. However, as is the way God intended us to fight, they are all equal in skill. The music (war drums) you will hear through the game is... interesting. Most of it is cutesy, bouncy orchestral tracks, though some of it stretches into house, jungle, and my personal favorite genre, [i] Rocky [/i] - ripoff. It's extremely bizarre, though very much appreciated, that you can buy this game alongside the soundtrack. This particular PC port of the game (originally released 2000) comes with a couple of enhancements, such as button remapping/gamepad support (kinda), increased resolution, quick load times, an online leaderboard, and censored baby nudity. But the ultimate question is, [i] who is this game made for? [/i] No sane person, that's for sure. If you're a masochist, or like bizarre, obscure games that have genuinely no reason to exist other than to entertain, then this is for you. This game is a perfect game to show to your friends so that you can all collectively groan. Even in multiplayer, most of the games aren't directly competitive. It's something to play alongside your friend, not against. It's a joint experience, the kind that only the masters at Expotato can bless us with. I mean, it also goes on sale pretty often, so... there's no harm in giving it a shot. Give games a chance, 'n all. Shoutouts to Classics Of Game.

Play as one of several different babies in a series of mini games, most requiring rapid button pressing, to become the champion baby. Some of the animations are pretty hilarious and its good for a laugh. No full controller support hurts it though. Not a game I'd recommend you spending $15 on. If you get it on sale to play with a friend it would be fine for an hour or so of laughs but don't expect much.

Sorely needs full controller support. This type of game would be perfect as a party game to play on the sofa with controllers. I got it for my kids just for that. I spent an hour mapping the controllers and yet they conflict, both controllers control the same baby. I set them up as unique configuration and the in game options menu confirms that they are sending the correct key presses, but during the game one baby remains motionless. There are no real party games on Steam for kids this would be a great game if controllers were properly supported.