Definitely Not Fried Chicken Reviews

just remember, kid. in the end....we all wanna "break bad" this game fulfills fantasies of the would-be criminal minded kingpin. much like "Evil Genius", this is an immersion into criminality; the practices and perils of distributing narcotic material and laundering funds. seriously tho, do not follow these practices! *wink* this game plays loosely on the "Breaking Bad" environment, where production and distribution are fronted by a storefront in the shape of a laundromat/donut shop/fried chicken/fancy restaurant/nightclub, if you can afford the start-up costs! stick with me kid, you're gonna wanna know how... you first begin at a factory; this is where you are responsible for your REAL business: making the product. you gotta set up those walls, so you get your spaces together, ya know, the grow spaces and place to hold -the product. but that's not the only thing you gotta worry about, kid; you gotta hire people to do the work for ya! loyal growers to harvest, steady cleaners to keep things neat, those engineers to, repair items and keep costs low...and security. yeah kid, you gotta keep the place safe, coz there's a few people who will wanna, "get their beak's wet", if ya know what I mean...I mean, not just the crazy old "chicken Jerk", but the veteran 'Pork Chop" just making sure you're "not starting trouble" in his town...look kid, I'm not gonna tell ya how to deal with them, but I'm not one to go down without a fight... ....which explains why I'm here. long story short: distribution has been significantly curtailed after the last raid. they sent more than they had before, might have been SWAT. everyone's positions have suddenly become "available", making me the largest employer in one day! but the next time....even tho I made $$ the hard way: doing legit business. thankfully, they just go after the factory. I'll be serving vengeance in a little while, but until then...go out there and make your own, kid!

get while on sale game is good but not worth more then 10 dollars got it for 6 so id say it was worth just feels like it needs a bit more to do!

Definitely fun game to play, lots of things to do. I only wish there's a revamp on the business side of things like more customers.

The game is explained poorly and it takes a fat minute to progress. I genuinely would not recommend.

Amazing game, Im currently trying to get $1,000,000 through just legal means, which means lots of afk, and I noticed the game has a memory leak. No big deal but after 2 days of afk it was eating up 18gbs of ram. Thanks for the awesome game

It's not very good, and I regret buying it. There is zero balance, a ton of bugs, and it feels unfinished. Most things don't matter, and most things don't make sense. The cost of properties compared to the amount of money they bring in makes no sense. You can get by with ONLY a legal casino. With a small weed operation and a laundromat you can just wait until you have all the money you want. There are so many drugs in this game that you never have to touch, unless you really want to finish the "story", which is Going from drug K to A, delivering bad, okay, and then great product before moving onto the next drug. That's the story. Cop randomly demands random amount of money. Could be $500, could be $50k, if you don't have it or refuse, get attacked by cops with terrible AI that can be fooled with defensive fence and multiple doors in a corridor. The building sucks and is flawed in numerous ways. If something has product on it, and you move it, that product is gone forever now. Garages are taller than anything you can build, and can't be joined to buildings you build, regardless of the fact that the garage is 3 walls, 1 with a garage door, and then an empty open wall, as if to connect to a building. A lot of the drugs are, in my opinion, lame attempts at having "more content". But the only difference between the three types of weed, the three types of meth, and other types of anything, you change out one table and then manage temp and humidity with heaters/coolers and humidifiers/dehumidifiers. Meth also requires a special door into the room, and careful scheduling and area management to make sure people without proper protection don't enter the room and die of toxicity. Another drug is the same thing, but with radiation. So... more of the same. Change one table for another. Nothing changes, nothing special. Managing large amounts of trucks or people is a nightmare because the UI only allows you to see 3 employees, or 1 if the info pane for an employee is open. You can see maybe 6 or 7 trucks, but I had 28 trucks with only 3 types of weed and 1 type of meth. There is just so much wrong or "meh" about this game, and so little that's actually good.

Its fun, probably not worth 25 bucks but if it went on sale I would recommend getting it.

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4/5 Good Game, It did have a ton of bugs and glitches while playing but I enjoyed the experience. Also froze my computer twice and had glitched vehicles, all employees disappeared from a venue and other isuues. However I really enjoyed the gameplay, would recommend

June 11, 2025 - I ran into an issue where no matter what I did the workers would not load the delivery vehicles. I made sure that the proper loading task was checked off. I tried having a worker only set to loading. No matter what I did this task was completely ignored. It is apparently a long standing bug according to the forums. The game is unplayable in this state. Maybe it is because I survived the tutorial attack? That shouldn't matter. I have asked for a refund rather than wait on a fix that may not ever happen. Even on a deep sale I cannot recommend!