Definitely Not Fried Chicken Reviews

Definitely fun game to play, lots of things to do. I only wish there's a revamp on the business side of things like more customers.

Very optimized, can run in my pc with NVS 510 and i7 gen 4 on 1920x1080. The gameplay is fun if you actually like management games. I'd recommend this to other player who had couple hours in other management games.

There's a learning curve, but once you get it, it flows. After a while though it became more of a completionist thing for me. With the police turned on, it was unreasonably difficult. I think it need balanced there. The cops ask for money every so often, but the ask seems to go up almost exponentially. When you're learning and getting started, this is too much stress to include. But after they were disabled, I made money hand over fist. I was able to finish the game and max out everything I had pretty quickly. Lovely work, very fun if you want a day or two of entertainment. I must say I love the voxel style and the attention to details that most people won't appreciate. Hats off to the dev(s) for their work.

I have played for well over 230 hours and still have yet to explore 50% of the game. Amazing game for sure. Had a cat come up to my doorstep tho..... talking about some moon.

sssooooo… I’m sorta addicted to this game… but it keeps on crashing on mu steam deck then takes about 10 minutes to load my save file 😭

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This game looks like something I'd be willing to sink 10s of hours into with enough polish, but as of now, it needs a ton of QOL improvements and fixes. Some things that I've noticed during the little time I've played: [olist] [*]UI looks old-fashioned in a bad way: poorly organized, low-res icons, a little unintuitive. [*]Too little info about things. I have no idea what an improved weed cutting bench does better compared to the regular one. I've found myself under-informed more than I'd like. [*]Bugs. I've just noticed one, but it was the final straw for me to quit. In the early game, when you dispatch vehicles to destinations, they deliver any type of weed regardless of whether the buyer pays for them or not. So you just waste your produce if you send a vehicle with a wrong type of produce to a location. [/olist] I really like what the game has to offer when it comes to looks and gameplay, but man are these issues too much for me personally. Hope they will get addressed.

Amazing game, Im currently trying to get $1,000,000 through just legal means, which means lots of afk, and I noticed the game has a memory leak. No big deal but after 2 days of afk it was eating up 18gbs of ram. Thanks for the awesome game

The game is explained poorly and it takes a fat minute to progress. I genuinely would not recommend.

It's not very good, and I regret buying it. There is zero balance, a ton of bugs, and it feels unfinished. Most things don't matter, and most things don't make sense. The cost of properties compared to the amount of money they bring in makes no sense. You can get by with ONLY a legal casino. With a small weed operation and a laundromat you can just wait until you have all the money you want. There are so many drugs in this game that you never have to touch, unless you really want to finish the "story", which is Going from drug K to A, delivering bad, okay, and then great product before moving onto the next drug. That's the story. Cop randomly demands random amount of money. Could be $500, could be $50k, if you don't have it or refuse, get attacked by cops with terrible AI that can be fooled with defensive fence and multiple doors in a corridor. The building sucks and is flawed in numerous ways. If something has product on it, and you move it, that product is gone forever now. Garages are taller than anything you can build, and can't be joined to buildings you build, regardless of the fact that the garage is 3 walls, 1 with a garage door, and then an empty open wall, as if to connect to a building. A lot of the drugs are, in my opinion, lame attempts at having "more content". But the only difference between the three types of weed, the three types of meth, and other types of anything, you change out one table and then manage temp and humidity with heaters/coolers and humidifiers/dehumidifiers. Meth also requires a special door into the room, and careful scheduling and area management to make sure people without proper protection don't enter the room and die of toxicity. Another drug is the same thing, but with radiation. So... more of the same. Change one table for another. Nothing changes, nothing special. Managing large amounts of trucks or people is a nightmare because the UI only allows you to see 3 employees, or 1 if the info pane for an employee is open. You can see maybe 6 or 7 trucks, but I had 28 trucks with only 3 types of weed and 1 type of meth. There is just so much wrong or "meh" about this game, and so little that's actually good.