SEGA Bass Fishing Bewertungen

It pisses me off that these 10 year old who only play CoD and GTA five consider themselves ‘gamers’ when they haven’t even played this magnum opus that is SEGA Bass Fishing. SEGA Bass Fishing’s name must be said be said in whole to even acknowledge the game correctly; not ‘bass fishing’ but SEGA Bass Fishing. Any ‘flaws’ associated in this masterpiece are flaws of the players lack of skill and lack of appreciation for the art. It was said that on the Mayan calendar that the world would end in 2012, but they decided to cancel it due to the HD rerelease on Xbox 360, PS3 and Steam. The world has yet to acknowledge the euphoric and godlike value of SEGA BASS Fishing so we have been on a downwards spiral as a species ignoring this gift from the gods. There are two people in this world; SEGA Bass Fishing enthusiasts, and infidel philistines. SEGA Bass Fishing is no ordinary fishing game, it’s a way of life, a movement, philosophy some might say. SEGA Bass Fishing is a work of art, so high concept only true, enlightening individuals can appreciate with a high IQ. SEGA Bass Fishing can still be enjoyed lower to average IQ individual, but misunderstood by the plebeian mass media at large. ... It's an anomaly these days for a game to reel in such an emotional response in the player only to pull a bait-and-switch when you least expect it. I was kept at the edge of my boat seat from the moment the SEGA logo lured me in, I was ready. My heart was on the line along with the monster bass that swallowed my jig whole as he flailed under the dock as guitars seemingly from heaven itself pounded away as did the giant fish. I turned rod left IT'S COMING NEAR I turned rod right COME ON ALMOST THERE In a brief moment of glory the monsterous bass was lifted on to my boat, seemingly putting it on the edge of capsizing. THIS ONE'S HUUUUUUUGE! I ranked in my tears and felt the bonus of time rush over me. Thank you Sega, thank you.