Behold the Kickmen Reviews
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
App ID | 529440 |
App Type | GAME |
Developers | Size Five Games |
Publishers | Size Five Games |
Categories | Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support |
Genres | Casual, Indie, Action, Sports |
Release Date | 20 Jul, 2017 |
Platforms | Windows, Mac |
Supported Languages | English |

513 Total Reviews
399 Positive Reviews
114 Negative Reviews
Mostly Positive Score
Behold the Kickmen has garnered a total of 513 reviews, with 399 positive reviews and 114 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Mostly Positive’ overall score.
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Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
110 minutes
[h2]This is just like real football: unbearably stupid.[/h2]
If you want to pay £60 to watch me play a match, let me know in the comments. Good game, would recommend.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive