Giant Waifu Wash Simulator 💦 Reviews

this game is extremely short unpolished tedious and with little to not pay off when you beat it. pardon the pun but this game sucks and not in a fun porn game way

my kind of powerwash simulator, but dont expect much, its really just cleaning and its not optimized, runs bad

Not worth it. I was hoping this was going to be Powerwash Simulator with giant naked women, and it sort of is, but that part of the game is surrounded by too much of a low quality experience. This game can be completed in less than 2 hours with six in-game days each having an objective of washing her one time, but the majority of the actual powerwashing gameplay is taken up by other side objectives that include AI-generated wall graffiti and random objects like a van or a pavillion. The completion indicators for each object are not very clear and make these random objects, especially the pavillion, really frustrating to complete. The poorly optimized city this game takes place in has nothing but muscular humanoid cats walking around in it, which look like something out of a Fortnite battle pass. Kinda weird, but whatever. The annoying part is they make really loud purring sounds that might be enjoyable for cat ASMR enjoyers but I wanted to mute it almost immediately. The master volume slider doesn't mute all sound effects (but thankfully does silence the purring), including the voice acting which very much seems AI-generated despite the game only listing "visual assets" as being created by AI. Listing this at $15 is a bad joke.

Pretty terrible game and after reading someone else's comments about the cat noises they weren't joking. I played most of the game with SFX off, the genius that made the cat noises needs to be punched in the throat. Super unrelated to the game in my mind. The pointless tasks that have nothing to do with cleaning your waifu is pretty dumb, okay cleaning the vibe and dildo I'm okay with - but spending 30+ minutes cleaning a TV van, a changing room and a tiki bar. COME ON?

A word of warning for those who might be interested in buying this game: There are 6 in day games. Each day has 4 tasks you must complete in order to progress to the next day so the total number of tasks in the game is 24. There are only 6 Giantess washing tasks while the remaining 18 are washing graffiti and public furniture. Unless you're a speedrunner or refunded early, the game will easily get 2 hours of game time out of you if you're aiming to unlock every wash task with the giantess and fully unlocking the gallery. As a Giantess game: Don't bother. 3/4 of the game is padded slop that has nothing to do with the giantess and there's no meaningful interactions with her on par with a decent story or doing any +18 time with her. As a Washing game: Bigger chore than washing stuff IRL.

I can't recommend this game at all. A dev studio that looks to be like they just pump out games let and right for the hell of cash grabbing. - NPCs roam the world, except they are cat looking humanoids (genuinely cats with legs) and they make constant purring sounds that reach from one end of the map to the other. - The game is genuinely devoid of life and feels very empty. Even the giant lady doesn't even react to anything you do at all, won't acknowledge you, only speaks with narrative dialogue from progression, and just stares off blankly into space. - The main character (you) doesn't even get any chances at being intimate with the giant lady. You'd figure you could at least interact with her, and she'd respond in some way, or even some daily basis relationship progression. Which oh yeah, all the progression you do is just a daily basis system. Day 1 this and that, Day 2 is also this and that. - The game is void of content. It is not similar to Power Washing Simulator and has very lackluster and finicky washing controls. There really just is no equipment, no setting up, and just pretty much no structure to this game. - The only reward in this game is literally just self-pleasing scenes after you finish washing the giant lady each day. It would be a lot cooler to see a restructure of this game and add a relationship status/progression. Better equipment progression and more. Genuine intimacy rather than solo and watching sort. Get reactions from the giant lady too, like a giant would probably be at least tickled by a high pressurized water gun or might even feel a bit relaxed from it.

I beat the ENTIRE game, and myself, in less than 90 minutes. It's an extremely barebones and buggy powerwash sim with a side job of spraying a mentally challenged woman off. I don't recommend it unless it's less than $5USD and you're real bored.

This porn parody is a complete package of vanilla wafers. You will not be crushed between the gorgeous giantess breasts. You will not be crushed to death between her a*s cheeks. You will not be flattened by her gorgeous feet. You will not be used as a human d*ldo and suffocated by her p*ss flaps. You will not be drowned in a glorious giantess golden shower. Not even a hint of vore. Graffiti and sex toy side missions are ok with the exception of the news van, water fountain, and the god awful slog known as the After Party. These games made it feel like I was actually playing the game you were trying to parody. Not sexy at all. Why was there no wet t-shirt side missions? No cleaning off girls while they wrestle in mud or just cleaning off girls in various other sticky fluids? So many missed opportunities. Axel Braun is weeping.

5 minutes of booba plus 80 minutes of boring low effort slop. Nothing exciting, not even worth a semi. Also the cat sounds nearly drove me insane. Very disappoint.

The trailer and screenshots sell a giant waifu fantasy. Unfortunately, the game delivers a power-washing simulator with the giantess "Vellory", largely as background decoration. The screenshots heavily imply you'll be interacting with her - nestled in colossal cleavage, and sharing goofy giantess scenarios. None of that actually happens. Nearly every interesting scene shown in the screenshots is just unlockable gallery art, the reward you get for hosing her down. The game is entirely first person perspective, every single shot of a happy bloke cuddled up in colossal cleavage or something is pure fabrication. Furthermore, it's a hose job and nothing more. There are no washing mechanics beyond pointing a nozzle at brown gunk until it disappears. Shots that show Vellory seemingly climbing, reclining, wearing an outfit - again, unlockable gallery images. She's largely static with a few idle animations, and there is no meaningful interaction with the giantess beyond hosing her down, and even that is probably only 1/4 of the game. You'll spend more time cleaning the mysterious brown gunk off brickwork , furniture, and impossibly big (even for her) toys. Not a terrible washing game, but a terribly disappointing giantess game. Also, there are bizarre monochrome cat-men roaming the entirely static city who never stop purring. I had to turn off the sound.