Jalopy Reviews

This is a great game... but sadly its been forgotten by time and its developer. i got it for myself because it was a part of my childhood, watching other youtubers play it and its artstyle. i love it. I don't recommend it since its forgotten, old, unoptimized, clunky and... charismatic. its hard for me to hate this game, i love it. But its even harder to call it good or perfect, sometimes i wish it could be diferent, but sadly thats not the case.

dogshit unfinished game. fully fixed up my car, and went to bed at a motel. woke up and car was entirely broken, and i'm out of repair kits so it's softlocked. this is only on day 3. do not buy this unfinished mess.

Got bored, had money, bought game. This is literally a driving game where it requires patients and time. You'll have fun if you like driving long distances, minor car mechanics, and robbery.

Another excellent reason why Steam should regularly delete games that receive no updates and where the developers obviously do not work on them anymore Jalopy is nothing short of an unfinished buggy mess, no amount of mods, no amount of goodwill and no amount of nostalgia can justify this dumpsterfire. I went to bed, the whole car was entirely broken, windows smashed, all parts burning up, gas station did not sell these parts, either way, not enough money, so only option is to start over, for an error I have no part in bought a crowbar, crowbar glitched and was not accessible anymore, money wasted, item glitched just...just no, the audacity to ask for 15 bucks for this traffic accident of a game is just beyond me, I even refunded it on sale for 3 bucks because I at least expect the product that I am paying for to function rudimentarily in ANY way, which this pile 'o junk does not

took me 18 mins to get softlocked, didnt even get past the first border. i know this game is dead, but i still try to play it again every year or so. dont buy this game, unless you know what youre getting into.

love the game, the bugs can be handful and in all honest it drags it out but if you relax, calm down and just enjoy the game for what it is bugs and flaws and all it's a good game and has far more potential then it looks can't wait to see more

A buggy mess with clunky, inaccurate controls. You'll be constantly handbraking yourself whenever you're trying to just switch the radio or lights on, and uncle's dialogue will keep taking away control from you. If you're lucky like me you can have it completely disable your controls permanently in your save. I tried to like this game, since the art style is nice, and the little tidbits about each country you're passing through are interesting. I'm also a sucker for driving games with simple maintenance, which is what drew me in. But I just didn't enjoy my time. If you're looking for a game like this, one of your options is Under The Sand. If you don't need an in-game economy, you could also check out The Long Drive. Some people also recommend My Summer Car, but keep in mind that one is also rather clunky, and the maintenance aspect is way more in-depth.

Incredible game, even the glitches are fun to play with. maxing out everything is very fast and the achivements are hell grind if done legit lel

I can only assume this game has gotten worse over time. "Mostly Positive" is not even close to how I would describe this. I restarted my save file 4 times because of game breaking issues like vehicles flipped over on the road I couldn't pass or the boarder crossings not accepting the passport.

NOTE BEFORE PURCHASE: This game is abandoned and has an absurd amount of bugs. The game has a great vibe to it, and great attention to detail. Each country you pass through has its own brand of each good. The car feels fun to maintain and upgrade. I just wish the radio had more variation, really. The biggest problem is the copious amount of bugs. I write this review as I'm forced to stop leaving Hungary due to the world no longer generating and leaving a sheer edge that drops you into the void (Notably, I've previously managed to get through this section). Mirrors are buggy as they show terrain unload around you. The game is unpolished, but the gameplay alone I can recommend.