REAPER Reviews

Pros: Fun, satisfying combat. Fun, neat visuals. Fun, banger music(the main menu song is an absolute banger). Fun. Also I like that the enemies always scream att you so if you're coming out of a hallway you know if someone is there or not. Cons: Sometimes the hit detection is slightly off. ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ I'd rather look at this than Pornhub. x This is quite pleasant to look at. ☐ Not...not too bad. ☐ It'll work. ☐ Not...not too good. ☐ I can sort of make out what's going on. ☐ You remember the Arcade Machine from Duke Nukem 3D? ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "Yeah I won't be into work anymore". ☐ Remember the first time you played Portal? Like that. x Not...not too bad ☐ It'll work. ☐ Not...not too good. ☐ This is really boring/frustrating. ☐ My mice is better used up my @$$!!! ---{ Audio }--- ☐ This is what I would imagine an angel orgy sounds like. x This deserves to be played on only the finest tube amps. ☐ Not..not too bad. ☐ It'll work. ☐ Not...not too good. ☐ Was this recorded on a bar of soap? ☐ "What!!!?? I can't hear you, I stuck pencils in my ears" ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Really small children ☐ Kids x Teens x Adults ☐ Weird Adults ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Doom. This game is Doom. x APU or maybe even just a processor will cover it. ☐ Surprisingly optimized. ☐ About average. ☐ Needs a nice little system. ☐ Hopefully you're rich.....and stupid. ☐ They don't make the hardware for this game, yet. ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Not sure how you would go about losing. ☐ Very, very simple. x Not much of a challenge. ☐ Average or varying difficulty. ☐ A bit of spice in the gumbo. ☐ This is very punishing. ☐ Can't get past the main menu. ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind. ☐ Probably never have to face the same enemy twice. ☐ Might need to do things a few times. Not bad at all, though. x Pretty straightforward gameplay. ☐ Need to go and get 'em. ☐ Hope you really really like killing slime. ☐ Pay the neighbor kid to play while you sleep. ---{ Story }--- ☐ No movie could ever do this justice. ☐ They should make a movie about this. x Not...not too bad. ☐ It'll work. ☐ Not...not good. ☐ I wish there was no story. ☐ No story. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ The Napalm Death song of games. x Well, that was quick. ☐ Shorter than I thought. ☐ About average. ☐ Pretty long. ☐ This will consume your life. ☐ When I die my children and grandchildren will take over. ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! x Great value. ☐ Pretty reasonable. ☐ Not bad. ☐ A bit much. Not bad on sale. ☐ Too much money for the experience. Ridunkalous. ☐ Actual scam. Someone will make a YT documentary. ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Just so fresh, so clean. (so fresh and so clean clean) ☐ Rock solid. x Quality did their jobs. ☐ A bug here and there. Nothing too bad. ☐ A little buggy. If it's good, I can tolerate. ☐ This is a game destroying situation. Almost unplayable. ☐ My keyboard made my lights turn off. ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 (Big Rigs) ☐ 2 (Flatout 3) ☐ 3 (Cities XXL) ☐ 4 (Wolfenstein: Youngblood) ☐ 5 (Destiny 2) ☐ 6 (Metro: Exodus) ☐ 7 (Fallout 76) x 8 (Fallout 4) ☐ 9 (Fallout: New Vegas) ☐ 10 (This game doesn't exist) Summary: This is my third DOSMAN game and they keep getting better and better. I'm playing them in release order and Reverend was a big step up from Flash of the Blade, which was already good and this is a big step up from that. The combat is really satisfying, the movement is solid and boy the music kills. Watch out for fire because it damages you from quite a distance and will fuck you up. ...and remember.....those kids learn to gamble on their own.

Better than some other Dosman games, but still very forgettable overall.