Pseudoregalia Reviews

The game's movements and graphics are both amazing. It's a 3D Platformer AND a Metroidvania?! Truly a Peak Game.

Masterpiece of 3D platformer controls, the dev knows what he is doing and is likely a big fan of the genre. Some soundtracks are really really good (Sansa Keep being my favorite one) I'm really hoping for a sequel with a lot more content (please)

One of my favourite indie games, dont usually get super into platformers but this game just has such a cosy retro vibe that i just always enjoy settling into. The great music and cool setting really add to the atmosphere and the actual gameplay rocks super hard, you start off so limited and by the end you have so many fun abilities that all combo together to make the entire game fully navigable even when so much of it seems impossible. I struggle with some of the time trials for the outfits but damn am i drawn into trying them all, the dilapidated dungeon one i found super frustrating to retry after falling. Recommend to anyone that likes a challenge and exploration as well as platformers or just games with cool retro vibes. Also caked up goat ladies.

I can see why people would love this game if they got the optimal experience. If they went down the right paths in the right order at the right times. That is not what everyone will experience. Some of us will go down the wrong paths in the wrong order at the wrong times, wandering endlessly looking for something to do, becoming more and more lost in this games giant empty winding rooms until we give up. Later we will discovered from peoples comments that the game has a map. You can miss picking it up. What the fuck.

The most boring metroidvania I've ever played. There is almost no action in the game. I'm not talking about combat. Literally, nothing happens in the game apart from going to different areas in vain. The map is meh. Rooms are almost empty. It exaggerates to push the player's curiosity and doesn't explain anything at all. As if it has a great level design or something... Apart from the retro graphics, it has the ugliest artstyle I've seen in a video game. Lastly, it's nonsense that you drop your sword when you take a hit. It rather feels like someone's final project than a proper game.

Game is great - I wish I wasn't so terrible at it. Short and sweet - doesn't overstay its welcome. Banger of an OST with some great visual flair. Only gripe is combat is very meh but the bosses are balanced and not too taxing.

The game is affordable, fun as hell and has a goat-bunny-cat lady. Do i need to say more?

Lovely metroidvania that will always be in my heart. Cozy and well-designed game with a charming atmosphere and satisfying mechanics that make it hard to put down. Dynamic and responsive controls make traversal genuinely satisfying. Soundtrack leaves something like dream core vibes bolsters every moment of exploration and deepens the surreal atmosphere. Goat-bunny-cat-lady game definitely worth your time! p.s. want 2 hug that fluffy fräulein so bad.

10/10 great platformer and nice soundtrack, would replay for fun

Genuinely one of the best 3D platformers I've ever played, also goat butt