POSTAL 2 Reviews

i decapitated a lady with a shot gun and started pissing om her. it came out red 10/10

I'm moderately psychotic and this game has been an amazing outlet for my anger

Game from 2003 allows you to do the following things: - Use a shovel to fly - Put cats on guns that acts like silencers - Pee on people - And other stuff (I got lazy) And yet people still buy the latest sports game when they can just do it in real life?

This is one of the most family friendly games i have ever played. Even my little brother enjoyed the beautiful sparkles, rainbows and lollipops. 10/10, would recommend for families!

This Game is violent and has lots of blood which makes it better and has full support for the steam deck 100/99 (:

The type of game you turn on after your first playthrough (or during your first playthrough) just to do stupid stuff

This is what $1 CAN get you in this awesome economy. Not the stuff I play at all but got interested from the long list of content warnings. Decided to give a shot. I have decided to add this list with descriptions so you know what you are getting into ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS This is a 3D game made more then 20 years ago, It has all the charms and nostalgia like most of them. ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't It relies on a gameplay loop of giving a list of going to X location to trigger X event where you have to escape from. it is a segmented open world with really fun combat and can be extremely chaotic at times with sudden events. There are a lot of interactable to mess around with ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer Old PC game, May need to run of C++ and can take awhile to boot if not adapt to launching old software ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls Chaotic with many sudden attacks and lots of fps shooting, Still possible to spam the shoot since there is decent abundance of bullets. There are some medi kit spots sprinkled here and there in some rooms ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life Some basic story involving the main character. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond Great couple hours ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Just like many old software running on modern hardware, sudden crashes. The frequency of it that occurred to me is 1/ hour ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10 Overall pretty great. Extra Notes: -Racism -please don't censor this game I paid for this

always wondered what it feels like to urinate like a man.. turns out, it’s pretty fun! 10/10 experience

I highly recommend this game. I just started playing it again and honestly it's one of my favorite PC games of all time. Just don't play if you are extremely "Politically Correct" and need safe spaces. This game is extremely crude and violent and that makes it all the better.

A great game overall. Nice graphics for its age and gameplay never bores me. If you ever decided to play postal I would start with this game, even thought it's a sequel there's no lore or content you're going to miss in the first game. so would you sign his petition and try to survive all five days