Cavalry Girls Reviews

- Cheap - Waifu - Fun Now go ahead and buy the damn game.

It's pretty dumb. First off, the title screen informs you that all of the characters are "at least 18 years of age", which is never a good start. And if you showed up hoping for some adult content-- which the Steam Store page promises-- don't hold your breath. This is a game for 12-year-olds. There is no adult content to speak of, unless you consider cartoon chicks with embarrassingly skewed breast anatomy alluring. And if you want to play a game where you drive mechs and shoot stuff, well, tough luck. That's about 5% of the actual gameplay. You will spend most of your time engaging in a very poorly explained and implemented economic sim. Manage your barracks, city defense, pilots, contraband exchange, load-outs, furniture, recycling, etc... Sound exciting? It's not. I came to shoot stuff, not fudge numbers. This is a game that wants you to think decorating a lounge and buying sexy dresses to increase morale is an integral part of future warfare. There is no rhyme or reason to the goings-on here. You just click random buttons to get random results while not really knowing what the hell you just did, and not caring, because why would you? It's all just filler until you get to the next mech fight, which, while admittedly well done with a comprehensive stat system, all boil down to more or less stationary defense missions, and all of which can be completed in under a minute. Don't let the wide array of tools and armaments fool you: the sniper rifle and cannon are the only feasible options you will ever need to win. All this while characters rant at you in horribly misspelled and grammatically subpar text bubbles. The "overwhelmingly positive" Steam user rating is disconcerting. Just goes to show that weebs have questionable taste and need to raise their standards. Avoid.

Really fun game with not to mention booba. Only thing is the english localization could be better but that's just me being iffy on grammar.