Thirsty Suitors Reviews
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
App ID | 1617220 |
App Type | GAME |
Developers | Outerloop Games |
Publishers | Annapurna Interactive |
Categories | Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards |
Genres | Action, RPG, Adventure |
Release Date | 2 Nov, 2023 |
Platforms | Windows |
Supported Languages | Portuguese - Brazil, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese, Russian, English, Korean, Spanish - Latin America, Polish |

3 Total Reviews
3 Positive Reviews
0 Negative Reviews
Negative Score
Thirsty Suitors has garnered a total of 3 reviews, with 3 positive reviews and 0 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Negative’ overall score.
Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
960 minutes
6+ hrs into the game and I just can't get enough of it.
All core mechanics I met so far: battle, cooking, skating - are well done, fun to master. I enjoyed the battle one most in the beginning, but now cooking got into me too. I'm even genuinely enjoying skating that's usually not among my favorite gameplays.
Dialogues are well written, witty and deep, topics meaningful, some lines you actually want to save for quoting to your friends later. I appreciate the good balance between drama and humor.
Moreover, soundtrack and English voice actors are too very very good. I'd say they play a big part in helping you dive into this fiction. And they making it real for you.
So I'd definitely recommend the game and I wish more people knew about this gem. This game is unique and one of a kind.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
474 minutes
The story is amazing, and the battle style is also amazing. I love the humour, the characters, I love how the main character isn't meant to be a perfect person, or even a good person, and has character growth to become better. This game is really a hidden gem, especially if you like persona-like games and novels.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
1151 minutes
Queer-centric, Bollywood, Scott Pilgrim. This game is really really good. I do have some gripes when it comes to the narrative and how it leaves certain story lines somewhat hanging however, the game is fun, its funny, the art style is phenomenal; I was so sad when the credits rolled cause I just wanted more interactions with these characters.
Some will gripe about the price tag. I think that's dumb. This game isn't anywhere nearly as long as most AAA games and I think most gamers can come to the consensus that most of those games aren't worthy of their 60-70 dollar price tags despite attributes like length or graphical fidelity. This game asking 30, and very very frequently going on sale for 20, is far from ridiculous.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive