Fida Puti Samurai Reviews

shitpost plus boobies

Dont really like.

Super fun and fast paced!! i highly recommend

fun game, definitely worth checking out

Never judge a manga by its cover.

H-Doom if it was epic and the smut was [i] atmospheric [/i] [spoiler] An endless-loop mode for endgame would be nice, the pseudo-rougelite elements were very fun :3 [/spoiler]

I enjoyed this game at first but after playing it much longer I've realized how insultingly bad it is. It's environments aren't actually random at all, they always have the same layout, just in a different order if you chose it as an option, and the connecting areas just have random tiles where you can occasionally get health and armor. The boss fights might as well not exist because they are too easy and not fun at all, they just serve as an annoying threshold to cross. In order to fight the final boss you have to get to the end of the run like 6 times, making the game feel like a repetitive, mind numbing slog. The hero power that is also the name of the game, you only get to use for one run, and all it does is give you infinite armor for a short period of time and reset your health and it takes a very long time to charge up. Most of the weapons are annoying to use or just boring, with sounds that are too loud and overlap. The whole lewd aspect of the game is way overdone, with soft core porn plastered absolutely everywhere to the point where it detracts from the otherwise very nice and colorful retro art style, and genuinely nice environments. I get that it's basically supposed to parody this stuff but holy cow is it heavy handed with it. Therese even an environment that is literally just a vault of porn mags, with tunnels made within the stacks of paper, which is admittedly pretty funny and unique, but again, super overboard. The enemies are extremely annoying. basically cumming when they die. Had to turn of voice just so i could focus and not want to harm myself. They are also just annoying to fight cuz their pathing is terrible and they move and attack you very robotically. often just appearing out of no where because they were chilling in a random corner you didn't check. Theres very little variety in how enemies behave. you got dog enemies that leap and melee you, zombies that walk up and melee you, enemies that use every weapon but they all work the same with the same pathing and perfect accuracy. missile enemies that are the most annoying of them all. and bosses that basically stand still and miss you with everything. There's no weight or reactivity with the shooting, and there's no recoil or ads, just random spread, which is also very annoying. The more i wanted to appreciate this game the more I realized how shallow it was and how much annoying slop is in it. As a retro shooter fan it's genuinely insulting and there are so many better retro shooter games out there. Also if you actually just want porn this is one of the worst games for that. you're not gonna be playing with one hand or anything, that's for sure. Unless of course you just hit puberty and seeing a furry with some fat tits in the end cut scene is enough to get your heart rate up to 150 bpm

Interesting concept, which drew me to purchase. The only thing it has going for it it's nice art design. The weapons and enemies feel bland and game soon gets boring and repetitive. It has an bizarre checkpoint system that is very confusing and that requires in game currency, limiting how far you can get in a single play.

It has some good points: artstyle, vibe, solid gameplay and the music. It has some bad points: unsatisfying and repetitive "roguelite" loop, bad sound effects mixing, poor combat feedback (jarring enemy movement, no hit sounds, low visibility projectiles, no footsteps). It will be a tossup for you on wheter you gonna like this or not, and it will depend heavily on wheter the aesthetics and vibe of the game can carry it for you, despite the very rough edges that this game has. For me, I appreciated the devs atempt at something wacky, so I think it's decent enough.

This is a decent game that plays well, but you should go play Nightmare Reaper instead, it does everything this game does but better. The rest of this is just a stream of consciousness review: It is fun for the first few hours, but quickly becomes very repetitive. This game is structured like a rouguelite with meta progression and changing runs. The meta progression is okay, but the randomization of the world is really poor. The world is split into areas and connectors, with the connectors being a bunch of randomized buildings slapped together in pretty boring configurations. The areas are pretty neat, but they are the exact same every time with only the enemies changing. Having to run through the same areas a minimum of 5 times to beat the game is not really fun. The only thing that really changes on the different runs is the ending, and if you die in the ending you have to restart at the last checkpoint. Which may screw you over if you don't have enough stuff unlocked cause you will start with only your basic weapons.