ULTRAKILL Reviews

game not recommended. i was playing like normal and it seemed fine until i got to the fight with the angel guy.. the fight went fine, took a couple of tries, but eventually i beat him and he started talking. after a bit of talking he called me an insignificant fuck. upon hearing that i immediately blacked out due to the seriously dangerous amount of blood rushing to my cock. when i awoke i was wearing thigh high socks, a skirt and a crop top and was covered in what only could be described as a "donut glaze" upon further investigation it was sticky but not sweet... after composing myself i found an unnerving vibration. i checked and i had been using the games official buttplug support. 0/10 it turned me into a femboy and i liked it too much

The average Deltarune and Ultrakill fan walked into a bar. The bartender kicked them out because they were both 13 years old and annoying as shit. Dear (majority of) Ultrakill fans: The game isn't obscure like you think it is, you don't have to go "OMG ULTRAKILL MENTIONED!!! MINOS PRIME BODYPILLOW HEHE :333 JUDGEMENT. BLOOD IS FUEL. WAR WITHOUT REASON!!" everytime you see a reference somewhere, please stop spamming the same 3 jokes and images. You are sapient and sentient human beings blessed with brains capable of complex abstract thinking unlike any other living organism on Earth, you can actually use those brains to create funny jokes then even more of them

heard a lot of good things about this game, decided to give it a try since it was on sale, and i'm definitely pleased. i can see why people love ultrakill, pretty similar to games like devil daggers and crossbow bloodknight. i highly recommend this game if you enjoy good boomer shooters, get it now, save some money in the future when new content drops.

amazing game, but v1 doesnt have a huge rack and ass. and Gabriel's mean to me :c

Truly wonderful game, chaotic gameplay and it doesn't get stale. Unfortunately, the lack of robot sex is a MAJOR dealbreaker. Hakita, I will give you my life's savings if you patch in the sex update soon. I want to violently pound Swordsmachines Agony and Tundra one after the other, and I want to relish their metallic screeches while I coat their faces in globs of fresh spunk. 0/10, until the sex update is patched in then it's an 812/10

I thought this would be a good time to put my feelings for this game into a proper review because I've just beaten P-2, so here we go. ULTRAKILL is an FPS game released in early access (which it still is as of right now) on the 3rd of September, 2020, developed by Hakita and published by New Blood Interactive. Now, before I aimed to P-rank all of the base levels (not including the Encore levels because I like having free time), I used to think this was a pretty decent shooter. Nothing special, but it was fun. After P-ranking every main level (as of right now) and beating both P-1 and P-2, my opinion has shifted "a bit", to say the least. ULTRAKILL is now one of my favourite shooters that I've played to date. This is mostly in part to the insane variety of weapons, including alternate variations, and the frankly ridiculous amounts of combinations and reactions each weapon can do. This game's skill ceiling is incredibly high, and I am nowhere near that ceiling, but even at my level, I am having incredible amounts of fun with this game. Each shot and explosion is incredibly satisfying, and the game also rewards you for using these combinations with its style meter, which not only gives you more style points, which is crucial for getting those dastardly P-ranks, it also helps you in the game, as a higher style rank will quicken the speed that hard damage will be removed on your health bar. This game also encourages and even rewards aggressiveness, as the way you regain health is by absorbing the blood of the enemies you attack, forcing you to keep the heat on to make sure you don't run out of health. This, combined with the intelligent (and frankly, very punishing) enemies, combines to create an adrenaline-filled experience that never failed to catch me out once or twice when my concentration (or skill) was lacking. Especially on Violent, which is where I P-ranked all of the levels, as the enemies are even harder and more damaging than the Standard difficulty. Even with this tough difficulty, I can't really say that any of the bosses were frustrating. Even the extremely tough P-1 and P-2 bosses felt fair and understandable when you died, as most of my deaths were caused by my own fault, such as overuse of the dash or just panicking during a bad moment. The soundtrack of this game, if I can put it in one word, would be "chaotic". It's very good, for sure, with some of my personal favourites being "Castle Vein", "Duel", "Pandemonium", "War" and "A Part Falling". It's not one of my favourite soundtracks of all time, but it totally fits the fast-paced gameplay, and it's definitely a good one. Visually, this game's a treat as well, using a PSX style, and it looks beautiful, with powerful explosions and striking and strong impact effects. It's a treat for the eyes. Nothing much else to say here, apart from that it's pretty easy to run. Overall, ULTRAKILL has grown on me a lot. The addition of more difficulty made me interact with the game much more, and with help from my friends and a few YouTube videos, I was able to learn new combos and techniques, allowing me to have even more fun, and I'm not even close to reaching the current potential of this game. With Layer 8 on the horizon, I can't wait for what comes next. If you're even slightly interested in this game, I highly recommend it! It's a great game, and honestly, you can't get many games of this quality at this price - and it's not even finished! 9/10

Ultrakill is definitely one of the best games I have played when it comes to fast paced, great soundtrack, great gameplay and overall mechanics. Learning the mechanics after your first playthrough and trying to get a perfect rating feels very rewarding and makes you wanna play more and the voice acting makes the fights like Gabriel feel more life or death than other levels would. Definitely a must buy game i bought it full price but I am not mad at how replayable this game is and makes the 35$ feel very worth this purchase.

propably best fast paced, movement shooter of all time. unironically better than DOOM eternal at least for me. movement in this game is smooth, advanced, satysfying and unconventional gun play is also absolutly amazing every weapon feels different and unique marksman revolver being best weapon design in all of gaming. graphics are well not the best but who cares? rest of the game is literaly peak indie and shooter, not only that but storybuilding, world and lore are really interesting. So from the surface level it feels like a little indie game trying to mimic big AAA titles. until you realize the game is made by a bunch of mad men, easter eggs crashing game, levels that are either a cleaning or fishing simulators or even a puzzle secret level made me feel like a 70 year old grandpa solving sudoku in newspaper while playing it(and a literall dating simulator visual novel). there is way more but these are most funny egzamples. so you are wondering why i gve a negative review... well this game should be 10/10 but insted it gets 5/10 beacause it lacks one thing. ROBOT SEX until it's not added into the game my review is staying negative.

I really wanna fuck Gabriel but thats not an option sadly, besides that the game is pretty neat.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Absolutely peak ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☑ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10