The Procession to Calvary Reviews

I wish I could give a neutral review, but I have to lean more towards not recommending it. As someone who played and enjoyed the old 7th Level Monty Python point & click games like "Complete Waste of Time" and "Meaning of Life" (I am old), I was really looking forward to this one. Unfortunately, I didn't think it really lived up to the label of being "Pythonesque." It looked promising on the surface and it started out well enough, but overall the humor just didn't feel that clever or funny to me. Of course, this is all personal preference, so YMMV. I do respect the effort and I think there is some potential here, but I think it just missed the mark. Some puzzles did have amusing solutions, and I did appreciate the graphics and art style, but overall there wasn't enough here to really hook me.

Laughed so hard at a pun that I almost cried. 10/10

Several times where I laughed out loud, mis-clicking and accidentally slapping someone instead of speaking to them will never get old.

Monty Python click-and-point! If that excites you, this is exactly the game for you. If not, you'll probably be very weirded out.

If you like Monty Python and point & click games, then this game is for you. It's a short game, about 4 hours long.

3-4 hour playtime. Looks great, very funny, strong storytelling and fun puzzles. Richardson has done it again!

Just as hilarious as the previous one, but this one also lets you draw your sword and brute-force puzzles.

Very funny point and click game. The comedy is absurd and great. Some puzzles are not very intiutive though.

What a weird game. I don't regret buying this for the low price of $6.74AUD, and definitely worth it if you played and enjoyed the first game in the trilogy - The Last Four Things. It improves on it by adding running (which is goofy), combinable items, view interactables, and of course, stabbing things! It's hard to describe the humour but it's very surreal and this is a game you just go into blind as the experience is the most important part. As far as point and click adventures go, definitely worth your time! That said, definitely has areas that are more overwhelming than the previous game, however it matches the tone set in the opening. I'm glad Joe Richardson made this trilogy. It's been a fun few nights playing these games.

its pretty boring in all honesty, i bought this game a couple years ago and really didn't like it then, but i thought now that time has passed maybe i was too harsh on this game. i find that the gameplay lacks a little bit, its a point and click (i think?) but instructions are not too clear and there aren't enough interesting things to discover to keep the player engaged that some other point and clicks do. the art is beautiful and that is what originally got me to play the game, as i understand they took classic paintings and made some sort of collage with them and pieced them together, which i find quite clever, but it still somehow feels hollow. the characters aren't really appealing to me, they are "rude" to add some sort of humour to the game but it just makes me soooo bored, and the jokes themselves are a little too dated for my taste (but its really my personal opinion, i understand why people like this) it tries to be edgy while also using toilet humour but it all feels very empty to me. i think that they tried something new and it didnt quite land as i hoped, i think they are coming out with another game like this soon and i hope the best for the devs.