Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim Reviews

...... I love intercoursing the phones.... nrhghhh... ooh oh..

This is the most meaningful and well written personification of an Instagram comment section I've ever had the pleasure of playing.

This game changed my life. I don't know if it was for the better or for the worse, but.... it definitely changed my life!!! Buy this game and kiss phones and typewriters godbless <3

God said he'd crash the game if i named my character "Beige." my game crashed.

1000000/10 I puched god in the balls, fucked fuckface, dated a sock, called a kid a miget, pushed out five eggs and put acid spit on my bf nipple. Randy is the fucking best

This is peak of evolution. I was made to play this game. I have always wanted to make out with a bunch of phones. Randy's got to be my true love.

I had never felt pure joy, intense fear and soul-crushing sadness all at one time until I bought this game. I am still shaking

It would take an essay to fully describe how unfunny this writing is, how your saves just disappear when switching computers, and how the hundreds of unskippable text pauses for comedic effect make the dialogue absolutely awful to read through. Instead of writing that, though, I'll leave you with this classic poem from Percy Shelly: "I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” Hmmmm...really makes you ponder about life and such.......

This game is very funny and entertaining but do not play this if your not a fan of mature content and swear words and when others say the name of the creator of all things in vain. it contains phone headed individuals that you must help out and date and there's the BIGFOOT as well whats not to love XD

It's honestly one of the best games I've played. Tormenting Ticket Jerry, domesticating Bigfoot, Dating the literal narrator, and punching god in the balls. Truly gives me the same feelings I had when playing DSaF. 10/10 would lay my eggs at the park again (randy best boy)