Достижения Negative Nancy

Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.

Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?

Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.

Worth it...?

Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.

Emptied one a month, washed once a year.

Excess cheddar voids the warranty.

He can take many forms... including the wrong one.

Opens minds, wallets and skulls.

She eats better than you, probably.

Does not come with an increase in pay.

Nobody checks these things... right?

Would someone with a moustache lie to you?

If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.

Solid gold, just like his content.

It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.

Extremely well used... just not for cooking.

Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.

Heightens the users volume AND credibility!

Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.

Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...

Who needs policies anyway?

So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!

You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!

Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...

But where was she going without ever knowing the way?

The heart wants what it wants.

"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"

Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.

The batteries always last until they're needed.

Ayup. That's a hat.

Designed to appeal to those who don't.

The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.