Conquistas de Rock 'N Roll

I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks!

Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby!

10% chance to save the Earth, let's go!

20% chance to save the Earth, let's go!

50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now!

..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me!

..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh?

Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!*

Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya?

a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm?

Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow!

When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say!

That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble!

They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship!

They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror!

Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth!

Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up!

OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?!

..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'!

..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold.

..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong!

When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil!

It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family!

It's called nickel and worth only slightly more!

...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off!

..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot!

$250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh!

Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around!

I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me!

WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww!

..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo!

"You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!"

"10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!"

They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree

"The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!"

"It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!"

"Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!"

"I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!"

"They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!"

"It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it"

"5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em"

"Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?"

"I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!"

"That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?"

This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass!

I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy!

Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp!

5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting!

10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started!

Millions come EASY when you're this damn good!

It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding!

Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills!

You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here!

I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more?

Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby!

I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey!

First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min!

I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more!

Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride!

Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live!

Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this!

Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"!

The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today!

Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!?

I dare anyone to last this long!

You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby!

I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good!

Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby!

What a freakin' Blast!

That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly!

Momma didn't raise no fool!

"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-)

Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust!

And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear!

Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way!