Conquistas de Cardboard Ground

Unlock all transports.

Win a game of BSP.

Beat mines on expert.

Change the crouch control then visit the page.

You willfully opened a virus.

Sit with the man under the bridge.

Clear the bridge with a skateboard.

Jump off the ferris wheel at its peak.

Jump off the balcony.

Buy twenty individual fries.

You didn't listen and now you and your family are dead.

Get kicked out of the cinema in every possible way.

Complete Blue Tarmac in the fewest shots possible.

Get through the tunnel on a motorcycle without slowing down.

Meet fat Matt.

Follow the monster to his true form and read the events.

No one's home.

Win a prize from the slot machine while on performance enhancing drugs.

You threw poo at your shower head and then showered in it???

You read the real joke.

See the Snocone mascot without his pupils.

Get on the Snocone for free.

Fall the furthest possible.

Get an actually exciting ride.

Really test the shed's strength.

Climb back up the slope in under three seconds while under pressure.

Fail the gap in every way possible.

Get to the top of the dumpster ladder then fall.

Dream a dream.

Fill Bert.

Find some statistics.

Solve all nonochips.

Entmc Neeazx'r bzmmhazk.

Sell every item you can.

Find someone to sell poop to.

Pet the dog.

Win a game of cards at max betting power.

...with this button.

...with this ancient game.

Lucky you.