| Bananas: Flimsy and slimy, unlike the solid potato |
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| Carrots stay crunchy; bananas go squishy. |
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| Cucumbers are cool; bananas are just sad and droopy. |
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| Tomatoes may be messy, but at least they’re not bananas. |
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| Peppers pack a punch; bananas pack a whimper |
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| Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just decay |
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| Onions make you cry, but at least they’re not bananas |
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| Broccoli stands tall; bananas just flop over |
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| Garlic smells strong; bananas just smell rotten |
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| Radishes have bite; bananas are just soft and sad |
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| Spinach is mighty green; bananas are just yellow mush |
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| Bananas: Nature's mistake in a peel |
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| Bananas: Because eating slime sounded like a good idea |
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| Celery snaps; bananas slump |
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| Zucchini is versatile; bananas are just one-dimensional |
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| Cabbage may stink, but at least it’s not a banana |
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| Bananas: More disappointing than Brussels sprouts |
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| Beets stain your hands; bananas just stain your soul |
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| Bananas: For when you want your fruit to taste like baby food |
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| Sweet potatoes are sweet; bananas are just sad |
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| Bananas: The fruit that wishes it was a vegetable |
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| Kale is tough; bananas are just weak |
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| Bananas: The soggy cereal of the fruit world |
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| Bell peppers are bold; bananas are bland |
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| Bananas: Squishier than a forgotten tomato |
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| Asparagus might make your pee smell, but at least it’s not a banana |
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| Bananas: Proof that not all fruit is created equal |
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| Cauliflower may be bland, but it’s not banana-bland |
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| Bananas: The vegetable reject |
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| Chili peppers have heat; bananas have defeat |
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| Bananas: The sad mush at the bottom of your fruit bowl |
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| Eggplants are firm; bananas are floppy |
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| ananas: The fruit equivalent of a wet sock. |
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| Bananas: The failed attempt at being a real fruit |
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| Peas are small but mighty; bananas are big and useless |
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| Bananas: The fruit that should have stayed green |
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| Corn is golden; bananas are just moldy yellow |
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| Bananas: A slip in the wrong direction |
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| Bananas: The sad story of a fruit that could have been |
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| Mushrooms may be weird, but they’re not bananas |
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| Bananas: The reason smoothies need other ingredients |
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| Turnips are underrated; bananas are overhyped |
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| Bananas: Because some fruits are just failures |
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| Squash is solid; bananas are just squishy. |
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| Bananas: The vegetable's worst nightmare |
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| Artichokes have layers; bananas have mush |
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| Bananas: The fruit that lets you down every time |
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| Rhubarb is tart; bananas are just tasteless |
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| Bananas: The forgotten fruit of the produce section |
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| Celery may be plain, but it’s not a banana |
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| Bananas: The ultimate food fail |
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| Brussels sprouts have a bad rep, but at least they’re not bananas |
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| Bananas: The fruit that belongs in the compost |
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| Spinach is super; bananas are just sloppy. |
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| Bananas: The fruit equivalent of soggy bread |
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| Green beans are crisp; bananas are just a letdown |
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| Bananas: The fruit that never should have ripened |
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| Beets are bold; bananas are boring |
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| Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to the hype |
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| Tomatoes may split, but bananas are already broken |
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| Bananas: The sad excuse for a snack |
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| Carrots can see in the dark; bananas just disappear |
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| Bananas: The ultimate disappointment in a peel |
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| Cucumbers are refreshing; bananas are revolting |
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| Bananas: The fruit that ruins every dish |
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| Broccoli is brain food; bananas are just mush |
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| Bananas: The tasteless tub of the fruit world |
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| Cauliflower may be white, but at least it’s not a banana |
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| Bananas: The sad reminder that nature isn’t perfect. |
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| Garlic wards off vampires; bananas just ward off flavor |
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| Bananas: The flop of the fruit family |
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| Peppers bring heat; bananas bring defeat |
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| Bananas: The most forgettable fruit in the bowl |
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| Asparagus is elegant; bananas are just embarrassing |
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| Bananas: The soggy sponge of the fruit world |
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| Zucchini has versatility; bananas have nothing |
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| Bananas: The fruit that makes you wish you picked something else |
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| Mushrooms add depth; bananas just add mush |
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| Bananas: The disappointing yellow blob |
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| Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just go limp |
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| Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to its promise |
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| Radishes have zest; bananas are just pathetic |
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| Bananas: The biggest letdown in a peel |
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| Eggplants are exotic; bananas are just expendable |
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| Bananas: The bland burden of the fruit bowl |
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| Chili peppers are fiery; bananas are just flavorless |
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| Bananas: The lazy fruit of the bunch |
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| Cabbage may be plain, but it’s not a banana |
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| Bananas: The fruit that fails to excite |
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| Peas are petite powerhouses; bananas are just soft blobs |
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| Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype |
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| Beets bring color; bananas bring nothing |
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| Bananas: The squishy loser of the fruit aisle |
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| Spinach is a superfood; bananas are just super sad |
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| Bananas: The fruit that’s all downhill after the peel |
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| Garlic adds kick; bananas add nothing. |
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| Bananas: The dull dud of the produce section |
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| Mushrooms are mysterious; bananas are just miserable |
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| Bananas: The one fruit nobody looks forward to. |
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| Zucchini is a hero; bananas are just a zero. |
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