Logros de Yoko Redux: Dreams of a Blue Planet

Because you'll never be as smart as your younger brother.

And he did regret it.

I am happy that you found a diegetic way to open the inventory and click on an inventory item.

Now you know what they want you to know.

Wait, did you fix the door?

Can't stop now, don't you know I ain't never gonna let you go, don't go!

Not too shabby, eh?

A traitor in your jacket.

No, you may not see them.

Now you know what you didn't want to know.

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go.

I don't need no stinkin' car.

Look in all the wrong places.

Hasta la vista, baby.

I can't get enough of cake.

I need all the time I can get.

I know what I'm doing.

Up and going.

Tali, is that you?

The statistics for targeted assassinations are generally made up, 80% of the time.

Good job, external arm control!

We already have enough coffee filters, what are you on about?

Swinging a dead hamster has its charms.

You tell me what I want to hear. I hear it all with my ears. But that won't do me any use. So I use my eyes to see the truth. I've got cyco vision.

present_day(); present_time(); //hahahahahaha!

This is the end. Goodbye_

We've run the focus groups; they really want to pet cats. We didn't ask about dogs, sorry.

Win 1 game of Narspel Jacks.

Win 10 games of Narspel Jacks.

Win 100 games of Narspel Jacks.

The only winning move is not to play ... or is it?

Collect one of every narspel jacks card.

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

I'm here for the band.

I can read really fast, don't worry.

What can toilets in video games teach us about the art of game design?