Alien Video Game Scientist Steam-Diagramme & Statistiken

Good Job! That was a hard one. But, did you learn anything?

Every great game starts with a single level. Wait, this game is great, right?

I think these blue things must be important

Wait, am I only getting achievements when I collect all the blue things on a level??

Sometimes it's better to do it faster

Really?? Why do you care if I shave every millisecond off my time? Is that really necessary? Even for Science?

Luckily for you, that means collecting all the blue things, not the red things.

You'll have to be strategic to get this one, but at least you can see where everything is.

I know you'll need extra time to solve that math problem, so don't worry how long it takes, just find all the collectables, will you??

What? Didn't you realize this was really a maze game? What kind of Video Game Scientist are you if you couldn't figure that out!

At least the collectables are all real, even if the walls are not

If I knew any Spinal Tap references I would put them here

Is there extra credit if you finish level 12 in exactly 12 seconds?

A level so nice you'll play it twice (after a fashion) - lucky you!

Yes, this really is the same Level as #13. I would never lie to you. Force you to play the same level twice? Yes. Lie, no!

Can we talk for a moment about how unfair this level is? Those aliens are awful game designers if they think anybody wants to play a level like that!

I'm tired of mazes, too. How about I make this achievement super easy as a token of my contrition.

I feel like this might be some kind of alien self-portrait?

I feel like the aliens didn't really test these levels very well - there are lots of shortcuts that they couldn't have intended.

Because taking any longer might be inappropriate

I bet it's possible to do it in 30 seconds if you are millisecond-perfect but you won't get any achievements for that, just the satisfaction of a job well done

Did that puzzle hurt your brain, or are you so smart you didn't even realize it was meant to be a puzzle?

with only 4 collectibles that should have been easy to 100% quickly even if you aren't a hoopy frood

I was going to give you more time, but I figured it would be good for your moral character if you had a real challenge once in a while

Why not just 60 seconds? Because I knew you couldn't do it. That's a challenge, in case you couldn't figure it out

No collectibles required. But if you are really good you could 100% that fast, too

Because why should everything be measured in seconds?

If you are VERY good at math(s) you could calculate how many seconds that is

Will the complex math problems ever end? But, now you could legitimately argue this game IS educational, should that be useful to your stage of life

Another hard math problem brought to you by Aliens

On second thought, I like seconds better than minutes.

My record is 62 seconds. So this one might actually be kind of hard.

For... Reasons, you couldn't do it much slower, actually (no spoilers).

Wait, I thought we were done? Are we still playing out of habit, or is there really more to do after WINNING THE GAME?

I beat tihs game and all I got was this stupid extra level to play

I'm sorry, I've run out of clever.

ibid. Yes, this game "teaches" you latin.

Wait, wait, are you saying we didn't win it earlier?

These golden disk levels are total next gen, eh?

That was confusing. Maybe I should do some light reading...

I tried to warn you that this was a bad idea.