BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre 评测

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当《醉杀狂魔》把霰弹枪上膛声和魅魔娇喘声混音成ASMR时，我就知道事情不简单——这款左手能拿着霰弹枪射爆敌人、右手能捧着魅魔下巴探讨《物种起源》的奇妙缝合怪，简直像在街机厅贩卖粉色小药丸的自动贩卖机！开发者显然深谙“暴力与荷尔蒙是游戏界永不断电的双引擎”这条真理，让玩家在血浆喷泉和桃色陷阱之间反复仰卧起坐。 可惜的是，某两位声称“可攻略角色”的女士竟然是从《彩虹小马》剧组里跑过来的！建议增加选项让玩家把小马替换成性感的魅魔！ 优点： 1. 有简体中文版。 2. 游戏方式为一路用各种武器干掉敌人顺便日各种各样的魅魔，这样能够让玩家享受到双份快感，既有上面的也有下面的。 3. 这些魅魔的立绘很性感。 缺点： 1. 游戏流程还是太短了，让人意犹未尽。 2. 这个制作组的性取向很有问题，他们非要在可攻略的女性角色池中混入两只小母马。可我又不是赛马手，为什么要让我去日小马？应该增加选项让玩家把小马替换成性感的魅魔！ 3. 没有手动存档功能或者关卡选择功能。 4. 虽然有图鉴功能，但是每次开新周目都会清空图鉴里面的条目和魅魔立绘！ 5. 即使安装了成人dlc，也只是立绘露点而已。玩家还是看不到和魅魔啪啪的具体过程，只能自己去想象。 备注：不多说了，继续杀戮敌人抱魅魔去咯！ When 《BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre》 blends the sound of a shotgun being cocked with the seductive moans of a succubus into an ASMR experience, I knew this was no ordinary game. This wonderfully bizarre mashup lets you wield a shotgun to blast enemies with one hand while cradling a succubus’s chin to discuss 《The Origin of Species》 with the other. It’s like stumbling upon a vending machine in an arcade that dispenses pink pills! The developers clearly grasp that violence and hormones are the twin engines powering the gaming world, keeping players oscillating between blood-soaked battles and tantalizing temptations. Regrettably, two of the so-called 'romanceable characters' are actually ponies snuck in from 《My Little Pony》! I strongly recommend adding an option to swap these ponies for alluring succubi! Pros: 1. Available in Simplified Chinese. 2. Gameplay combines visceral combat with various weapons and intimate encounters with succubi, offering a dual-layered experience that satisfies both action and allure. 3. The CG of succubi are depicted with captivating artwork, a visual treat for the eyes. Cons: 1. The game feels too brief. 2. The development team’s tastes are questionable; they’ve snuck two ponies into the pool of romanceable female characters. But I’m no horse enthusiast—why should I have to fuck ponies? The game should offer an option to swap them out for alluring succubi! 3. Lacks manual saving or level selection features. 4. The encyclopedia feature resets with each new game cycle, erasing collected entries of succubi and enemy. 5. Even with the adult DLC, the content is limited to suggestive artwork; sex scenes with the succubi remain a fantasy left to the player’s imagination. Remarks: Enough said—I’m off to slay foes and fuck succubi!