SPY-der PIG 评测

Trading foil Spyder-Pig badge (THICC Edition 🐽🔥) – hit me up if u got the golden “Oink Climber” background 😤 Also selling bacon-themed cursor mod. Yes, I made it myself. Yes, the pig blinks when you click. Support a pig fan, feed my card addiction 🛒‍

Spyder-Pig is both punishment and poetry. He climbs. He fails. He FLAILS. But he never stops. And neither will you. This game isn’t about skill. It’s about spirit. The spirit of a pig who believed in the impossible. And also had one of the most powerful behinds in gaming history. If you uninstall it, it will reinstall itself in your dreams. Oink. Oink. Forever.‍

Spyder-Pig is basically a platformer coded in emotional_damage++. The moment you boot it up you’re like “lol pig game” and ten minutes later you’re in a full-blown trauma loop. Controls are responsive but precise af, meaning every misclick sends you back to rock bottom. Literally. The climbing mechanic uses physics that feel honest yet unforgiving. The pig moves with grace and then grief. There’s a minimalist upgrade system that boosts jump and attack but it doesn’t save you from your bad decisions. Sound design is meme-ready with crunchy jumps and panicky oinks. Downside? No checkpoints. And the camera sometimes feels drunk. Suggested fix: a rage bar that lets you scream for speed boost. Overall? Spyder-Pig is the bacon-flavored version of Jump King. You will hate it. You will love it. And you’ll never forget it.‍

dis game hurted me so good i swang swong swinged until my soul screamz the grappling feels like trying to floss with spaghetti sometimes but when u nail it u feel like god of pig physics the pig is thicc the pig is brave the pig is legend music slaps enemies suck and lava is my new therapist but game design tho it teaches u to calm down breath and OINK anyway more levels pls and pig outfits like maybe spy pig in sunglasses or emo pig with cape game = trashy masterpiece 🐽‍

Super... Ultra... Epic... Outstanding... Worldclass... ...game title ever ever ever!‍

i jump jump he go flop flop i scream scream game say no no pig say oink oink my soul say whyyyyy but that big bouncy butt keep me come come back 🐷 this game is not for casual it's for emotional damage collector like me‍

This game right here is a spicy little tamale of pain wrapped in pork skin 🔥 you think it's silly at first then BOOM you’re on your fifth fall back to floor uno and screaming in español the controls are spicy clean but the gravity? she don’t play fair bruh the pig got a booty so powerful it breaks trajectory and your will the art? memes the sound? oink-core™️ the level design? brutal honest and unforgiving just like mi abuela’s chancla suggest add skin: luchador pig or mariachi pig maybe also a “cry counter” for each fall muy importante game is dumb brilliant and I can’t stop playing‍

Q: bruh is this a real game A: lmao yes and it real hurtz Q: graphics? A: meme-tier but in like a charming low-poly way Q: gameplay? A: jump swing scream repeat Q: physics? A: pig fly like law of gravity got skipped Q: is the pig thicc tho? A: bruh it’s not thicc it’s 🍑💀 thiccosity level 9000 Q: do u recommend it? A: i recommend it to exes, besties, enemies, pets, anyone who wanna feel joy + pain combo pack tipz: don’t rush ur jumps, embrace the fall, and most important… respect the pig‍

so liek dis game really b cracked or cursed or both?? pig go swingy swing and then boom floor floor all over agin and agin and agin but i can’t uninstall bcz he got that juicy oink energy also i saw myself in his struggle... like... i am pig i climb i fail i cry i comeback and dat loop? poetic suggestion: add baby pig sidekick or “mom call mode” where pig just gives up and eats snack on ledge also make falling sound louder pls i want 2 suffer proper‍

Spyder-Pig is not a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a mirror. It’s bacon with trauma. From the moment I booted it up, I knew. I knew I wasn’t just controlling a pig. I was the pig. I am the pig. We are all pigs trying to swing through life, only to miss the hook and tumble back into despair. The grapple mechanic? Crafted by devil interns. The level design? A vertical confession booth. The pig’s movement? Jiggly. Juicy. Jarring. His cheeks echo with the sound of my failure. I wanted to stop. I wanted peace. But Spyder-Pig said no. He looked me in the eyes with his polygon snout and said: “you fall, you climb, you fall again, and then… you OINK.” And I obeyed. Thank you, Spyder-Pig. Thank you for showing me that even the most ridiculous creatures can dream of the sky.‍