Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual! 成就

Earn an A in Bombs Away

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

Found Puddle

Earn an A in Fizzball

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

Earn an A in Get a Clue

Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.

Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.

You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...

You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

Earn an A in the No Fun House

Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.

Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.

You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

Flint Paper

Watch

Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."

Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.

You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.

You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

Spoke to Techie

Spoke to DJ

Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.

Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.

Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.

Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.

Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.