Adult Math Reviews

Adult math is weird the entire point of the game is that its like "sexy math" but its fucking stupid? the time you have to answer the questions is so fucking short its honestly fucking stressful i spent 90% of the time looking at the question on the blackboard just to make sure i got it right, which is weird right? it honestly seems to defeat the entire purpose of this game which is just to masturbate to the two sexy women which is also weird in its own way, because i can't help but notice that one’s meant to be a teacher and the others basically a school student. both of these women are wrong in the own ways and its fucking wild that they thought this was a good idea. There are a couple of things to consider here that make this game Weird or Weirder, firstly the meaning behind the Adult in Adult math. I would assume its refering to how this game is soft porn but that makes some things worse mainly the School girl, because if we are to assume that the Adult in Adult math is refering to the content in the game then the School girl should be considered as underaged, however if the Adult in Adult math refers to the act of taking math lessons as an adult the the circumstances sorrounding the school girl change a little, because at this point she could be an adult, though I'd still argue that her design is meant to evoke that of a school girls so its still fucking predatory to masturbate to her. the teacher is really the only valid choice? fetishizing teachers seems a little morally bankrupt as it only demeans the women who dedicate themselves to education only to be seen as sexy teachers, it's probably destructive towards youth as well but this is Adult math not regular math in summary this game sucks cover the left side of the screen or your a nonce your also a nerd if you can get hard and think of numbers at the same time

Incredibly fun and in-depth game, would highly reccomend. Helped me with my math skills and problem solving techniques and helped me pass my university exams. 10/10 would reccomend to anybody of all ages!

Prepare to have your mind shattered and your soul obliterated by the dark abyss that is "Adult Math." This game is not for the faint of heart or those who value their mental well-being. From the creators of psychological torment comes a journey so twisted, it makes Dante's Inferno look like a leisurely stroll through a flower garden. The graphics are a grotesque masterpiece, a visual onslaught that assaults your retinas with the kind of horror you'd expect from a Lovecraftian nightmare. The color palette resembles the fading light of a dying star, casting shadows on the remnants of your sanity. Every pixel feels like a whisper, a reminder that you are no longer in control. The soundtrack, if you can even call it that, is a symphony of despair. A cacophony of dissonant tones and anguished cries that echo in the emptiness of your soul. Forget about enjoying your favorite tunes; "Adult Math" replaces them with a chorus of lamentations, each note a nail in the coffin of your dwindling sanity. The storyline is a descent into the abyss of existential dread. You start as a mere mortal, grappling with the rudimentary notions of addition and subtraction. But as you progress, the narrative morphs into a Kafkaesque nightmare, where numbers become your tormentors and equations your inescapable prison. The plot twists are like daggers to the psyche, leaving you questioning the very fabric of your mathematical reality. Gameplay is a relentless assault on your cognitive faculties. Forget about mastering the mechanics; the game masters you. Simple arithmetic evolves into a malevolent force, bending the rules of logic until you're left questioning whether you ever truly understood the concept of numbers. The controls feel like puppet strings in the hands of a sadistic puppeteer, manipulating your every move as you navigate the labyrinth of numerical horror. In conclusion, "Adult Math" is not a game; it's an experiment in psychological torture. If you seek a descent into the darkest recesses of your mind, where the line between reality and mathematical madness blurs, then by all means, subject yourself to this digital purgatory. Just be warned, once you enter, there's no turning back. May the digits have mercy on your tormented soul.

It's hard to nitpick a game this simple, and functional, that does what it's supposed to do, for the cheap price of about half a dollar. This may be one of the most transparent games on Steam. You're dropped in, you get *one* button to press, the button to indicate you're ready, and then you get a quiz of elementary-school level arithmetic questions. You're reset if you get one wrong; as long as you get them right, you move onto the next one. Oh, and the failed Winx Club auditioners lose a little of their clothing. I know it doesn't seem it- anyone who's met me knows I don't have a brain- but what little smarts I have I'd really like to exercise if I can. At the same time, I'm cisgender straight male trash and want to soothe the savage feelings that come with it. And it just so happens this game does both, although it really only is there to brush up, and soothe, math skills and male loneliness respectively. This isn't a game that's going to get you to cum, and it isn't a whole course stuffed into a few Megabytes. I wouldn't recommend this at full price, but when it's on sale for about $0.49, it's a steal in my opinion, if you're decades starved for some edutainment but also have a pickle to tickle. The simplicity's a strength rather than a shortcoming.

Highly reccomended. It helps me help my son with his 1st grade math homework and stroke my cock at the same time. The gurlz is HOTT and the math is CHALLENGING. Hours of entertainment and even more hours of 𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕄𝕌𝕃𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ

I try a lot of cheap games and 'hope' they are decent for the price and the cartoon nudity doesn't bother me, doesn't thrill me, but doesn't bother me. Still though, I would pass on this one and buy a soda instead of playing crap like this one turned out to be. The puzzles are too quick to do math with on paper and the "One wrong answer and it is over" is just a tedious type of puzzle game to play. I would avoid it as I'm really disappointed on how bad this 'game' truly is and the timelimit didn't make the game better.

I think everybody can judge the quality of the game by himself just by looking at the screenshots on the top. Well at least they are not lying. I still wish that I had this game when I went to school. Hey, dev! Fix the bug that makes the game speed depend on the monitor's refresh rate. And make a patch to remove the censorship! xD

this game is bad for a many reasons. no pause timer, no gallery, only 2 girls, timer is too quick, not worth the price. you also only have one mistake and when that happens it all resets. so unless you're quick on looking its better just to look at the screenshots.

I can't explain how much pain and suffering this game has brought upon me. My inner demons came out of me as my rage continued on and on throughout the 23 minutes of playtime. I don't know how to describe the feeling of pain I got when I was at a high score, and then I messed up on a math question due to it being way too fast for my pea brain to understand what was going on. The worst part about this game is it didn’t even give me a boner, just a headache. If I were to rate this on a scale of 1 through 10. I would choose a 2/10 because I was bored.

Even that they are grade school maths is so hard to focus with 2 beautiful girls in both side of computer :D ...still very nice to play as it test a bit your brain and give you some nice rewards :D ...enjoy ..!!