Clicker: Glad Valakas Reviews

Я пажылая чечвица не понял чо делать надо, но когда подрубки нет оч помогает ну палучается 2 типа королей

Basically had no clue what I was supposed to do. I think I bought this game on sale for a really low price. Completed it for the achievements, I like to complete games. Thanks for the [spoiler] press y [/spoiler] 'cheat' helped me with the tedious task of the last two missing achievements. No translations, no subtitles. no clue what the game was about. [b]would not recommend[/b], maybe only to get a new 100%'d game and achievements but there's easier and mostly more fun ways to get those.

I was confused and wondered wtf was happening, the entire time, but kept "playing" because achievements....

Clicker: Glad Valakas is a very poorly made clicker/number incrementer game with just a few little upgrade paths. The game is just a joke game to lambast a popular streamer and has zero merit as an actual PC game for PC gamers, it's just shovelware polluting Steam. There's also some achievement spam going on, but the achievements are all in Russian. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's a blend of old retro pixel "art" used as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics, and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style drawings (I won't deign to call these "illustrations"). It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do graphics properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result of these decisions. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The game features mostly static, barely animated 2D images, the kind of thing you expect to see in browser/flash games. While the artwork itself, while mediocre, might be considered passable, the visual presentation here is negligible, it might as well be a slideshow or a Youtube video. Pac-Man, Space Invaders and Asteroids had more advanced animation and visuals going on than this game does. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Clicker: Glad Valakas is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. [b]Note:[/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not count towards your Game Collector counts, achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

This game is about one of the most extraordinary streamers Runet, it is a clicker in which you have to stay by Glad Valakas. You have to earn DP for which you can improve rooms, voice accompaniment, as well as increase the production of DP. Good luck! Features: - Clicker - Steam achievements - Nice graphic - This game was created using Clickteam Fusion 2.5 - Cheat mode : Y

Absolutely terrible. Bugged to sin, and no idea what you're supposed to be doing as there's not even an attempt at a tutorial. If this game was free it still wouldn't be worth downloading.

trash, just trash the exit button does not even work. they don't have any subtitles for English and when you hit the exit button the game starts saying things in what I assume is Russian and there are not any English subtitles and it prevents you from leaving unless you close the tab yourself through task manager or pressing the X or the windows button to close the tab through the task bar. T.L.D.R: its trash, this is what happens when you mix bad game development with large amounts of vodka and bad decisions. ( the worst thing about this game is that you waste money on this dumpster fire) edit: i just found out I cant delete the game

What is "Clicker: Glad Valakas"? It's a mindless stupid clicker game. You click on the rolling face on the bottom to gain money, or on the activities when there is a green head above them. You use the money to upgrade "main" (increases your money gain from head clicking), upgrade the activities (seems to do absolutely nothing except possibly unlocking other sounds for the activities, so it just wastes money). Eventually you want to upgrade three rooms you have, and while you upgrade, click on every new thing once to get achievements. Since the upgrades are expensive, you just click for hours, have no real motivation, and eventually learn that you can just cheat by pressing "Y", but that would feel really bad. So you just click on until you lose all motivation and write a review telling everyone what a horrible game this really is. Do not buy! Not on a sale! Maybe get it for free, but never play, unless you want to suffer for achievements. Recommended: No!

Not good... not good at all. No English translations (and the game is all about listening to the main guy talk over and over), no subtitles either. The game is in Russian, except the main menu and the upgrades. The graphics aren't that bad, but everything else is a 2/10. It's a simple clicker game where you have to upgrade your 3 rooms and click on the whopping 3 actions you can do to earn points. I think it could be a good game if the game were in English. Get it if you want easy achievements. [b]TL;DR: Don't buy it if you don't speak Russian.[/b]

I love clickers, even mediocre ones. This makes no sense whatsoever. It's some sort of point-and-click game. I would not recommended it even if it were free. What a waste of time. Do not give money to whomever created this abomination.