Crappy Tube Reviews

I mean, the name speaks for itself.

This is the first game I played in 2019. It is going to be a rough year. https://youtu.be/lKkCQjtPrlI

??? Finished it in 10 minutes. You need to pick up a double-barrel shotgun first. Then only 2 human enemies, both with handguns. Then, pick up Ak with 60 rounds. Then, a group of 8 zombies. Then, end of the game. However, still a decent old-school shooter game.

Absolute trash. Beatable in 2 mins by just running. Empty "game". How the heck do games like this get on Steam..??

What the actual **** is this? I spent more time downloading this (90+% of the 10 GB?! game is not even used and appear to be stock/stolen assets from elsewhere) than I did actually playing it. There is barely any shooting present in this game as you can simply walk past enemies, with the melee ones being dumb as dirt and having the hardest time even following you. And then it just abruptly ends a few minutes into it. The game itself doesn't even know what it's about (the About button shows a blank screen). This game isn't worth 5 cents. The title is all you need to know about it. Stay far away.

Title says all. My thanks to the dev for saving me the effort of a lengthy review. The only "pro"? The single level that comprises this "game" takes less than five minutes to complete. Verdict: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10. (PS I've been overly generous on this occasion, because I grew tired of holding down the "0" key.) (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210 Cheers!)

Another trash game developed using GameGuru - The Easy Game Maker! You can literally find GG games similar to this on GameJolt and itch.io for free. The "developer" got guts asking money for this garbage. I've used GameGuru before, and let me tell you, I estimate that this "game" was completed in less than 4 hours, and I'm being VERY GENEROUS with my estimation. Gameplay and shooting is shite - as usual with GG games. This "game" can be completed in 6 minutes or less. This is the type of game you would find in $1 indie bundles. Conclusion: Avoid at all costs. Not worth $0.49 or your time.

Well Well Well.. "KY" is a great product... Unless it is the developer of "this" particular product... Another lazy and effortless GameGuru game, but this one even makes other GameGuru crap look good in contrast. This game only has a handful of default GameGuru enemy assets and one long asset tunnel system that snakes back and forth a few times in just one level. I demonstrate how awfully 'craptastic" this game is in my video, and how you can easily beat the game in UNDER TWO MINUTES. ..And the developer only asks $4.99 USD for it. What a generous, giving soul this "KY" developer is obviously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUqHxxeeZE&feature=youtu.be NOT RECOMMENDED! As lazy and pathetic excuse as you'll ever see for a game. My Score is a "NEGATIVE 499" (the cost in cents of this game in USD ..or lack of sense if you buy it as I did)

Crappy Tube... what a fitting name for this unfinished pile of GameGuru rot. You can beat this "game" in about six minutes, probably around 2 and a half if you know exactly where to go and what to do from the start. You basically run through several open areas until you find a gun, then you mow down about 10 of those stupid faux-Necromorph stock enemy models, if you've played enough bad indie games you'll know the ones I'm talking about, and then the game ends. You click on "continue" and it takes you back to the main screen. The entire thing feels like the developer woke up one day, went "Yeah I wanna make a game today!" and then got bored by the second day, but had already paid the Steam fee so they still posted this garbage. The real kicker here are the STOLEN ASSETS from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series, just modified ever so slightly to make them look a lot worse; for instance, the hands/arms, which look like they now belong to some wooden puppet or something. You can also click the "About" section on the main menu to be greeted with... nothing! It's totally blank, further cementing that this is a totally unfinished product. Oh yeah, and the achievements don't work... so if you were hoping for three easy ones, tough luck. Another BEAUTIFUL project from Russia. [h1]Rating: [b]0.0/5.0[/b] - WARNING. Scam developer. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.[/h1] The Horror Network [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/28221963/]Curator[/url] | [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thehorrornetwork]Group[/url] Click for Gore

This game shouldn't be allowed on Steam. It's 7 minutes long if you do what the game wants you to do with about 10 enemies total. Mostly it's just full of really long empty corridors. In an additional 5 minutes (on my 2nd playthrough) I went outside the map and just wandered around making sure I wasn't missing content anywhere and - no, I wasn't. I played for 12 minutes total and did literally everything the game had to offer plus spent almost half that time outside the map wandering around. I mean, that's completely insane. It's actually a 5 to 7 minute long game that they are trying to charge $5 for. This will be my 2nd ever refund (and I own almost 800 games on Steam). Valve should remove this from the store and I highly recommend that you do not buy it.