Madland Reviews

I'm pretty sure its a bitcoin miner disguised as a game. my 1080ti chugs no matter the graphics settings. The game. Enemies just walk through walls, they can shoot you through walls and you have absolutely no idea what to do in the story mode. Could not figure it out and even walkthroughs on youtube couldn't help me because the amount of bugs. I doubt there will be any updates as the dev is very involed in his music career. He posts a lot on instagram.

Where do I start? There are so many problems with this game, first hour in, and I am stuck inside of a cabin with flying squares trying to touch me, the wood on the wall keeps on teleporting in and out, and the snow on the ground randomly flashes purple. This is like a sh*t version of roblox. The game is horrible and has horrible graphics. The game developer is delusional. The game is called "MadLand" because only a mad person would think this game would be okay. Like $8 for a game? The story is confusing and does not make any sense. One moment, Tom decides to go get the magical cube from outer space, but then trips on a tree branch and forgets his memory, and for some reason, it is my job to find the cube and send the aliens back to Mars. There are no aliens in the game at all, but this Tom guy wants the aliens to go back to Mars by destroying some blue cube. There are also letters about Sherwill wanting to get surgery to become bi-alien. Although I never see this Sherwill guy, he is mentioned so often through these letters, and out of nowhere that the game tells you that Sherwill moved on in his life and traveled back to the planet "Astroflex" to see his wife and make a family of 4. What a great way to throw an "important" character away. Also, the developer of the game finds every opportunity to plug his Youtube channel. The one boss that you fight in the church is a racist stereotype of an Asian martial artist that demands his tofu chicken. Although I know nothing of this boss, he continuously requires his tofu chicken. Moreover, the boss does not even attack you. The game turns into a Dance Dance Revolution battle where you have to tap the N key on your keyboard to the beat of the developer's mixtape meanwhile the boss eats ramen. After you finish with the boss, you teleport to a planet called "Exofillistatecomorifillex" which is a dumb name, but I guess the developers thought it was cool. When you go on the planet, there is only one sign that says, "Subscribe to Metal Source Studios," and all you hear in the distance is a man moaning. I had to endure a whole 2 hours of staying on the planet. At the same time, the entire monologue of the man moaning is played and sometimes a glimpse of the developer accidentally watching Youtube videos while eating food just to be granted with an infinity sword. Seeing how there are no enemies to fight and the only battle you face for the first 5 hours is a Dance Dance Revolution where you tap your keyboard to the beat, there is no use for the sword. Not to mention, when you go to the developer's Youtube channel, you see a bunch of songs sung by a Russian guy. This is honestly a waste of $8, I do not suggest buying it. Nevertheless, there are major flaws the make the game unplayable and a waste of time, but there are some nude scenes of anime girls, so it makes up for the horrible game: 9/10 lousy game, good hentai.