The Mummy Pharaoh Reviews

Not good. At all

Cannot figure out how to play this game. Just installed it. No idea what to do. What's the door that keeps popping up? Still searching what keys to use. ?????????? o,0 So far NO GOOD

I've NEVER seen this much piss in my LIFE!! Fun game though, if you can get past the crashing every 10 seconds, you'll really love it. From the piss colored sky to the piss colored textures on everything - This game has it ALL! Truly one of the 7 wonders of the world. It's awful.

I thought it would be funny to install a game that nobody knows and knowbody likes. but HOLLY MOLLY it wasnt a good idea. first of all, the game looks terrible, in case you already saw that the game looks terrible i have another reason for you why you shouldnt buy this. YOU CANNOT TURN THE FREAKING MUSIK DOWN!!!!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING GOD DAMMIT. Last but not least, you can finish the game in 10 or 20 minutes, because at one point the game is just a loop of the SAME SHIT. I want to see Handoofblood playing this game. Love you Hänno

When I saw those axes coming from the ceiling, swinging left and right, I thought, hmm, this could be something... Bought it, installed it and booted it up. First impression: "Too Bright and limited area movement" Went into the Pyramid... Mummy comes after me... I want to shoot, but first I have to put ammo in gun. I just guessed how it works, still don't know what I did exactly... I shoot... "Hitbox of enemy is stupid!!" After dying a few times too much, I decided to boot the game from my harddrive.

Basically not a game, just a couple stock sprites dotting a tiny map. No menus, no ennemies, no story, nothing. Was basically a terrible way to spend $2, seriously i could have had a kit kat or something.