Cold Blooded Cube Reviews

Cold Blooded Cube 10/10

This might just be the only negative review I will ever post on the site.

A basic 2D platformer, if you buy it on sale the price is ok. 5/10

I will explain my thoughts, but honestly even though I only paid half a dollar for this game (75% sale), I feel like this is to much) as I didn't like the game at all. I only played for 9 minutes (which weren't fun for me), I wanted to come back to the game later to give it another try, but unfortunately there is no auto-save (nor an option to save the game), meaning I need to start all over from the first level, no thank you. It looks to me like not much effort was put into this game, this game came out 4 years ago yet nothing has changed regarding the reviews stating problems and bugs with the game. The developer doesn't seem to care enough to fix anything or even to reply to anyone which makes me think he doesn't care about his own game. Graphics: Really bad, almost everything is gray, creatures that look lifeless, one that is copy pasted cube with a blue pants as the only difference, it looks worse than online flash games from the 90s. Music: Not only it wasn't to my liking (and bugged at times) you cant mute it, meaning you either mute your entire computer (cant listen to music while playing) or have to listen to the game music. Game-play: It is marked with "Adventure" tag, yet there is no adventure at all. There is no challenge at any point, or a puzzle. Its basically just move to the left move to the right jump and you are done, super easy and basic game even a 6 year old can finish. (I did play for only 9 minutes so it might get harder at some point). I also don't understand the point of passing through objects. It doesn't seem connected to any level (you don't have to use it) yet it makes some levels super easy where you can skip the entire level by just passing everything to the top where the exit is. There is no auto-save and you can't save, meaning you either finish it in a single sitting or have to start all over again. Bugs: I noticed a few bugs while playing, in the music (stopping when I restarted and then it came back after like 2 minutes), and game breaking bugs like stepping on a step that once is a solid object and a second time I fall through it. If you want to have another game to your library and/or easy achievements you can find a lot of free to play games (which are also way better) with more achievements so I don't see why paying for this game is a good option. My review might seem a bit harsh, especially for such a cheap game. And its true that if this game was free I wouldn't review it as harshly, but I feel I must explain everything about this game considering people actually pay money for it. To sum it up: its a super rare case, but I honestly think there is nothing good about this game, I don't think you should pay any money for it.

Game has cheap trading cards and badge, and 4 very easy achievements

Game has cheap trading cards and badge, and 4 very easy achievements (which I made a guide off). Game's only worth for that, it's boring and the gameplay and mechanics are bad. Very cheap tho.

[h1]Underwhelming Content, But a Fun Distraction[/h1] A simple yet enjoyable experience. While the levels are a bit short, it was interesting and fun. Has Steam Trading Cards and all achievements can be completed within 10 minutes. I found the intentionally created bugs to be a unique feature that allows players to easily complete some levels without facing obstacles. However, I do understand that some players may prefer a more challenging experience. [b]Despite the lack of content, I appreciate the effort put in by the developer. However, I do think that the price is bit of a stretch for amount of content. That said, if you can get it on sale it can be a fun distraction.[/b]

The game is pretty cool, the graphics are reminiscent of games from the 2000s and basically playable. You can have fun after a long and hard study.

[h1]Glitchy Cube[/h1] Very basic 2D BW platformer with lots of glitches. In fact the jump controls and wall collision is horrible in this game. It happens way to often that you can jump into above platforms and slide up by juming into opposite direction. For some achievements it seems necessary. But you also can mess up levels if you wandering off on top of the upper screen. Short adventure anyways.

It is very hard to write a serious review for Cold Blooded Cube. This game is a joke. Maybe it's better not to call this a game, this looks more like a tutorial level for some game development program. (and the tutorial clearly did not end well) It is a platform game where you walk with a little black cube, you do some walking you do some jumping and maybe fire a few bullets and thats it, this game will take about 5 minutes of your time to complete. Did I mention it is riddled with bugs, collider bugs, hitbox bugs, jump bugs, they actually have an achievement where you have to exploit one of the bugs. Cold Blooded Bug would be a better name for this game. and yes that was not a joke it actually has 4 achievements, very very simple achievements. This game could become something but for now it's absolutly nothing. Pros: - Low Price - It has some achievements Cons: - Alot of bugs - Way to short - Clumsy controls This game is for all ages