MiniCar Race - 极品飞车2019 Mini Reviews

bad .

Waste of time

My childhood being 6 or 5 game, goated

I have 101 games in my library, and haven't placed a single review. However, this game has pushed me to do so. This is absolute garbage. I can't believe it's even supported by steam. I wish I could get my money back. Not worth the 10 seconds of bandwidth it takes to download. Go stare at a blank wall for several minutes, you will have a better experience.

Absolutely the most innovative and groundbreaking kart racing game of our generation. The bump mechanics are such a simple addition but add so much depth and skill to the movement. Creating a high skill ceiling is incredibly important and making the AI 2x faster than the player was a great way to increase this ceiling, allowing for players to win through creativity instead of sheer speed. Absolutely amazing, love it more than any game I’ve played.

Before I bought this game I was a sad looser with no friends and on the verge of suicide. Then I bought this game. immediately I lost 30 pounds, my dick grew bigger, and I marched with people on my tinder. I was scared these games were bigger then myself, they were more powerful then I could ever imagine. With fear pulsing through me I hit play. I was blasted back, my body was in peak physical performance and my iq grew by 30 points. The game was making me a better version of myself. I stumbled towards the computer and played the first level. I was hooked, soon I was on the final level. The moment I finished I changed. All panties in five mile radius became soked as every woman on earth orgasmed at once. I had changed too. My body was lined with muscles. Then I looked outside, every woman in town was trying to break down my door. I stumbled back in awe. "What were these games?" I pondered. Then the window shattered as a full SWAT team broke into my house. In panic I raised my hands up, and watched the swat agent fly up into the ceiling. I pushed at another and watched them fly back. I looked down at my hands in awe. This game has given me the force. They started firing at me only to see that I'm bulletproof. I walked out of my house and through the swarm of women. I had become a god. I started flying and picked out a woman form the swarm before I flew into the heavens to live my life in comfort and peace. Thank you minicar race for changing my life.

I am making this review after 8 minutes of gameplay, because that's all it really took. Controller support would be nice, yet it's only accelrate, brake, left, right, and respawn, so making a template shouldn't be that difficult.You have to edit the controls immediately unless you're okay with using the arrow keys. Very basic racing game. No boost, no powerups or any type of attacks. It feels very slow. The only thing that stood out for me were the physics, which I experienced from rolling down a cliff. Other than that, the artwork is decent, cartoony style. Running into cars doesn't seem to hurt or move them at all, but it will throw your path of travel off more than anything. I was really expecting this to be in early access after playing for the short time I did. The required skill is to basically not fall off the map, and aim for the inside of corners. There's nothing WRONG with this game, it just feels like an early concept.

This game looked like a stupid fun game to play split screen with my buddy but its pretty bad. respawn affects both players. maps arent challenging. theres no difference between the cars. its just bad. i wish they actually tried a little bit.