150,000 B.C. Reviews

Not sure if this game was made by a 3 year old, someone with severe mental retardation or the neanderthal you play as.

This is a nice little game. It almost reminds me of the old school Mario games. The gameplay is very short, but excellent for those who want to have a quick break from their daily activites. The only downside is that atm there are 2-3 broken achievements, which are currently being fixed. Besides that, I highly reccomend this game!

I bought this way back earlier this year. I forgot I had it so I decided to play it. It seemed like a cute game. I don't know what I was thinking. First off, the background music would randomly stop playing. Then the caveman character would "fly" on his own and get stuck somewhere then "float" off the game grid and be stuck there again. Or sometimes it would "fall" off after drifting off outside the game grid. Then the game would crash. The sucky part about that is that the game doesn't save your progress. You have to relaunch the game and start from the very beginning. This is the only game that's absolutely the sh!ttiest I've ever played. It's certainly and unquestionably so terrible that this is the first game I've ever clicked on to permanently delete/remove from my Steam account. Please save yourselves the trouble and most definitely the time and effort -- don't get this game. If you do, that'd be like cursing yourself with excessive, uncontrollable sneezing and explosive diarrhea at the same time. [b]Do you recommend this game?[/b] [_] YES [_] NO [X] OH HELL NO!

Challenging but ultimately broken. Still - worth the money just to scream at the monitor a few times.

Well...that was terrible....really no need for save support its so short which was kinda nice really not even worth 49 cents just trust me on this one dont do it its so bad its kinda funny

Giving this "game" a positive review is the equivalent of telling your friend, "Hey, smell this!" I didn't read anything about the game, or look at reviews. I simply bought it for .50...because why not? You can get the achievements in a matter of a few minutes. If you hold w + up arrow, you just "jump" float your way to the end of each "level." The game is clearly atrocious, but I'm not sure if the developer should be applauded or banished from society because I did in fact get a laugh out of how awful EVERYTHING about this game actually is. The "end" of the game gave me the "wtf did I just play" feeling....but I can't help but say..."Hey, smell this!"

Painfully terrible game. Only worth completing for 100% achievements.

Extremely low effort game full with bugs and misplaced decals ,the only quality that it presents are the achievements

This games looks, feels and most importantly IS a terrible platformer attempt made in a GodAwful attempt to be "so bad, it's good" when it really more fits the "so bad, it's bad". the controls are bugged and the graphics are no worse. Skip this one

Came in a bundle, the hit boxes of those spikes are terrible (talking about that 3rd level). Super easy achievements.