Goat Simulator 3 Reviews

goat simulator is a fun game you can make and destroy things make a bootifl goat and do quests i 100 percent would reccemond

so insanely fun. you can spend hours doing nothing at all and it's a blast. i do also like the little quests you can do if you want

Good plain fun. Hilarious things happen and if you play with friends you will laugh a lot. Tons of achievements to work towards, or conversely, just explore and laugh!

even tho its so absurd its got a really nice questline and some lore into it, and you cant easily get bored from this, very gud game real

Managed to get underneath the map within 8 minutes. Peak gameplay.

Really well designed game with plenty to do, great motion tech, and overall a very fun and semi addicting game

I'm on the fence about this game. I am going to recommend it because I really enjoyed the chaos of the game and all the random interactions with the equipment and whatnot was amazing. You can tell a ton of hard work went into making the game. That being said, it felt too sandboxy to me. You just run around creating chaos and completing random quests because you can and because it unlocks new gear. Perhaps the multiplayer side of things would have provided more engaging but as of this moment I have not played any of that. Simply put there is only so many times I can headbutt NPCs into traffic using my jet pack before I get bored.

Only bought this to play with my 7 year old son in multiplayer mode on PC. THIS FEATURE DOES NOT WORK. I googled, and found hundreds of people with the same problem and ZERO answers beyond a vague "port forwarding." Well I found the port forward (8571 for both port and TCP). I added it to both computers. I completely turned off Windows Firewall. I created Epic accounts for both of us and linked them to the game. I tried adding him, he added me, he started a game and added me and vice versa. Nothing worked and this problem goes back TWO YEARS. Unacceptable. Got a refund.

A purely mindless game. Something for your hands to do and something to keep your brain busy. But y'know what? You need that sometimes, don't you? Sometimes you do just wanna not think and just roam around doing random shit, and this game is perfect for that. A neat, cozy, silly little package.

Goat Simulator 3 is nothing short of a transcendental!!! experience. This game didn't just change my life, it reshaped the very fabric of my existence. I came for the absurdity of wreaking havoc as a goat, but I stayed for the profound philosophical journey. Each bleat and headbutt brought me closer to enlightenment. To call Goat Simulator 3 merely a game would be an understatement. It’s a transformative experience that reshapes your very outlook on life.