HOLY COW! Milking Simulator Reviews
Ever tried milking yourself while avoiding lawnmowers, butcher knives and sharks at the same time? Beat hundreds of levels and thousand of enemy waves in the endless journey to fill up the milk tank!
App ID | 841110 |
App Type | GAME |
Developers | Space Boat Studios |
Publishers | Space Boat Studios |
Categories | Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Co-op, Full controller support, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Remote Play Together, Shared/Split Screen PvP, Steam Workshop, Includes level editor |
Genres | Casual, Action, Simulation, Adventure |
Release Date | 2 Dec, 2021 |
Platforms | Windows |
Supported Languages | Portuguese - Brazil, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Japanese, English, Polish, Russian |

11 Total Reviews
10 Positive Reviews
1 Negative Reviews
Mostly Positive Score
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator has garnered a total of 11 reviews, with 10 positive reviews and 1 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Mostly Positive’ overall score.
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Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
32 minutes
Hillarious game full of silly humor. I have just started playing with my son and he couldn't stop laughing. Game is packed with clever challenges that really make you use your brain.
👍 : 1 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
17 minutes
This dev may be small, but this game is a HUGE amount of fun! This game was obviously made with a lot of love and care. It's silly, high quality, and all around wonderful. I hope the dev gets the recognition that they deserve! :) I LOVE MY COW! <3
To everyone reading this, please know that Jesus Christ loves you! You are precious and irreplaceable, and you matter! Take care. ^_^
👍 : 2 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
409 minutes
[b]Linux[/b] - Ran out of the box for me using Proton.
[b]Steam Controller[/b] - worked perfectly without any configuration.
[b]1440p monitor[/b] - scaled without any problems.
[b]Remote Play Together[/b] - Not totally intuitive but when you get it working, the limits are your connections and machines.
Don't let the name and pooping cow put you off, it is mechanically a good game, the art is clean, it is a laugh playing it with someone else and reviving / helping or getting your friend killed.
👍 : 5 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
77 minutes
I bought it when it came out and left it half abandoned, now I decided to play it again and there were many things that I missed, such as the utility of shitting, or using skills like farting, so in this second gameplay I configured the buttons properly and I think now I get to appreciate the game a little more, which by the way gets quite difficult.
I recommend it especially when it's on sale.
Still couldn't play it in Co op but I guess it will be much more funny.
Here is a video with a few minutes of gameplay.
https://youtu.be/QMUAeAzszDQ
👍 : 5 |
😃 : 1
Positive