Dark Ghost RPG Reviews

I love how my firewall said please don't open this

The Dark Souls of fucking shitty video games. https://youtu.be/VWaneJVJ7OY Check out my impressions video if you don’t believe me, this is a goddam awful game from a purveyor of terrible games. My favourite bit in the game is when it decides to end the level before you've even reached the end of the level. Genius!

This is the holy grail since it made me laugh so much. I recommend you try this while drunk for the best experience possible.

Woody (Tom Hanks) is stolen from his home by toy dealer Al McWhiggin (Wayne Knight), leaving Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) and the rest of the gang to try to rescue him. But when Woody discovers that he's actually a valuable collectible from a once-popular television show called "Woody's Roundup" and is reunited with his horse Bullseye, Jessie the yodeling cowgirl (Joan Cusack) and his faithful sidekick, Stinky Pete the Prospector (Kelsey Grammer), he doesn't want to leave.

A souls-like game like no other. This game stands alone. It really, really does. Stand alone. All alone. In a void of loneliness.

In the year 2018, Miyazaki and From Soft allowed a third party dev to make Dark Souls 4 aka Dark Ghost RPG. They outdid From Software in making more bosses by making all enemies into being bosses. Also you don't have any underwear so you can gaze at the crotchless lump of your undead. pros: your crotch is showing made in Unreal Engine 4 cons: you attack slowly can't play as a crotchless woman Overall, a superior entry. 2/10

the game helped me beat the game. i would play the game and then there would be a you when and then it puts me in level 2 also the zombies are very very VERY STRONG even when the slap you the level design is pore and the price 5.99 plus tax come on i got this on sale for a $1 and its still not worth the price please fix your game.

This is terrible!!! Why play this. Bad graphics, horrible game play! Enough already. Donee with this trash.

An egregious misuse of the word "game", Dark Ghost RPG takes the Dark Souls formula, locks it in a barrel and drops it into a pile of nuclear sludge so that none of the good ideas can poison this title. Stay away. https://youtu.be/guXL0lyTGRE

pros: there are no pros flaws: It's a hot garbage. Once you figure you don't have to kill enemies, you can just run past them it turns into walking simulator. Missing graphics and the ones that are not missing are terrible. There's points/xp spending, but it's useless, because you can't spend any points in the beginning. 1/16 STORY ✅ No story 🔲 Not main aspect 🔲 Bad story 🔲 Average 🔲 Good 🔲 It'll replace your life 2/16 GAMEPLAY ✅ Lifeless / static 🔲 Poor UI 🔲 Average 🔲 Good 🔲 Excellent 3/16 DIFFICULTY ✅ Playing asleep 🔲 Some brain usage 🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master 🔲 Difficult 🔲 Dark Souls 4/16 GRIND ✅ Nothing to grind 🔲 Isn't necessary to progress 🔲 Average grind level 🔲 Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks 🔲 Too much grind 5/16 GAME TIME / REPLAYABILITY ✅ Long enough for a cup of coffee 🔲 Short 🔲 Average 🔲 Long 🔲 To infinity and beyond 6/16 MULTIPLAYER ✅ No multiplayer 🔲 Trashy servers 🔲 Some hiccups 🔲 Smooth and pleasant experience 🔲 Co-op 🔲 PvP 🔲 PvE 7/16 GRAPHICS 🔲 Stuck in the last century ✅ Low Effort 🔲 Average 🔲 Good 🔲 Reality 2.0 8/16 AUDIO ✅ Earrape 🔲 Bad 🔲 Not too bad 🔲 Good 🔲 Eargasm 9/16 AUDIENCE 🔲 Kids 🔲 Teens 🔲 Adults ✅ Everyone 10/16 PC REQUIREMENTS ✅ Potato 🔲 Decent 🔲 Fast 🔲 Rich boi 🔲 > NASA 11/16 PRICE 🔲 It's free! ✅ Not recommended 🔲 Wait for sale 🔲 Worth the price 🔲 Best investment ever done 12/16 FREQENT UPDATES ✅ Abandoned 🔲 Last year 🔲 Once every year 🔲 A couple per year 🔲 Every week 13/16 BUGS / CRASHES 🔲 None / Not discovered 🔲 Minor bugs 🔲 Can get annoying 🔲 Frequent crashes ✅ Complete mess 14/16 MISC 🔲 Steam Workshop 🔲 Steam Trading Cards ✅ Steam Achievements 🔲 Content for Steam Points Shop 15/16 {?/10} ✅ 1 🔲 2 🔲 3 🔲 4 🔲 5 🔲 6 🔲 7 🔲 8 🔲 9 🔲 10 16/16 VERDICT 🔲 Recommended ✅ Not recommended