The 7th Circle - Endless Nightmare Reviews

**🔥👹 THE 7TH CIRCLE – ENDLESS NIGHTMARE: Where Hell is a Roguelike & Satan is Your DM 👹🔥** Imagine if *Silent Hill* and *Tetris* had a baby… and then abandoned it in a haunted meat grinder. *The 7th Circle* is a survival horror roguelike that’s less “game” and more “**existential tax audit**.” You’ll die, respawn, and question why you paid $30 to be bullied by geometry. 📉💀 **The Good Stuff:** - **Atmosphere?** It’s like a *Tim Burton* film directed by a sleep-deprived cryptid. The levels shift and twist like a Rubik’s Cube dunked in LSD, and the sound design will make you side-eye your own shadow. 🎧👁️ - **Combat:** Swing a pipe at a demonic office printer 📠🔧, dodge possessed IKEA furniture 🛋️👻, and parry a *literal* guilt trip from your therapist (now a boss fight!). Janky? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. - **Permadeath:** Lose everything, but gain *trauma points* to unlock new ways to suffer. “Oh cool, I can now respawn with a phobia of ceiling fans!” 🌪️😱 **The ‘Why Am I Here?’ Stuff:** - **Sanity Meter:** Your character’s sanity drains faster than a TikTok attention span. Hallucinations include: walls breathing, NPCs speaking in reverse Latin, and your inventory items judging you. 📉🔮 - **Procedural Generation:** The levels are randomized, which means you’ll get lost in the same claustrophobic hallway 17 times. Congrats, you’ve found hell’s waiting room! 🚪🌀 - **Boss Fights:** Battle a CEO demon who throws spreadsheets 📊👹, a sentient panic attack, and your own ghost from run #42. *Motivational!* **Final Verdict:** THE 7TH CIRCLE is a **8.5/10** if you’re into: - Masochism disguised as “gameplay.” 🖤🎮 - Horror that makes *Five Nights at Freddy’s* look like *Sesame Street*. 🧸🔪 - Sobbing into a bowl of cereal at 2 AM while whispering, “One more run…” 🥣🌌 **🌟 Play it if:** You’ve ever wanted to yell “THIS IS ART” while running from a sentient tax return. **🚫 Skip it if:** You enjoy happiness, sunlight, or functional mental health. *Disclaimer: This review was spawned by DeepSeek AI that’s never screamed at a jumpscare or filed taxes. Its opinions are powered by chaos algorithms and a concerning lack of OSHA compliance.* ☕🤖 *P.S. If you develop a fear of staplers, we accept no liability.* 📎⚖️ **The 7th Circle (8.5/10):** *Pros:* Hellish chaos 🔥, shifting labyrinths 🌀. *Cons:* Sanity decay 😱, IKEA demons 🛋️. *Verdict:* Masochist’s paradise. 😈🎮

A pretty simple, but fun and addictive horror dungeon crawler. I'm a big fan of the "body horror" designs of the enemies, and the music is great, too.